Tour de France 2013

I spent more time than I'm willing to admit to the other day scrutinising one of lynchy's posts thinking "is there an ascii character there? has the OP changed his to match? Is he trolling us? Are both of them trolling us? What is going on?"

Me too, I feel trolled.

Haven't got a clue... please enlighten me!

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I'm not sure, in my opinion Cav comes across as a bit of a git, but then I never did like the sporty competitive ones

I thnk hs a plnkr bt vry fst n th bk. kds

hs gt a phbia f vwls 2 apprntly

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He's a very genuine and quiet bloke.

Cav, not gruber.

awww. I'd give you a peck on the cheek and tousle your hair as I tucked you in too.

He seems like a man who speaks his mind and isn't always overburdened with patience under duress. Doesn't exactly make him Harold Shipman.

Again, Cav, not gruber. Gruber is definitely Harold Shipman.

At this point if we're talking about me being questionable medical professionals I'd settle for Karl Kennedy.

Or Dr Seuss.

Go to the Reej. They'll put the cycling on the big TV in the corner, which is out of the way and has a big table everyone can sit at. If you want I'll talk to the manager this afternoon to get him to book the table and remember to put the TV on.

We (at Le Reej) would be happy to sort something out for this. How many people reckon they would want to come down? If there's an indication it'll be a lot we could have a go at getting the telly to work upstairs?

Haven't got a clue... please enlighten me!

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We (at Le Reej) would be happy to sort something out for this. How many people reckon they would want to come down? If there's an indication it'll be a lot we could have a go at getting the telly to work upstairs?

Me and Doug could be up for that.

Froome was right at the point of that split of the final break but missed it.

As Kwiatowski pulled out of the way of Cav Froome was right behind a Cannondale rider on Cav's wheel who also sat up and Froome just started looking around instead of trying to go across.

And gets on his radio like a twat.

Edit Eurosport have the clip

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/tour-de-france-cavendish-wins-froome-loses-minute-151349126.html

We (at Le Reej) would be happy to sort something out for this. How many people reckon they would want to come down? If there's an indication it'll be a lot we could have a go at getting the telly to work upstairs?

Yes please!

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I'm there, haven't claimed my free drink yet but that seems like and ideal opportunity.

I never did like the sporty competitive ones

You have to be a bit fucked up to reach the very top of your sport, cyclists probably more so than other sports, Normal people don't win, they're not stupid enough to put themselves through the pain, not selfish enough to sacrifice friends and family for the cause, not conceited enough to believe they are the best in the world. If winning is all you care about of course you're going to be a bit of a cock when you lose.

Or Dr Seuss.

D.Phil (Oxon) in English Literature, not an MD

okokok....

So the bottom line is all that stuff my mum told be about being beautiful and special-you're all saying it isn't true?

I'm hurt and astonished.

No you're not. You're just happy to be noticed

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ftfy

Just seen this. Wow.
Good fucking racing.