2012-07-06 - Rider Down, *m.f

Oh my god!!! Will was sweet. Bejezus!! MF, what have you done to Will!?!?

Read it back to yourself in a sarcastic voice.

It helps.

better!

Be jeesus I've gone through the xray club, muther funker I've got a fracturered collarbone- felt like something was bit moody..
Anyhow. Ipod is charged and this nights mellow.

Damn man! You must be healing up - you're starting to notice the kinks in your crumple zone. Take it easy.

Get them to slap a plate in there since you're in Hossie anyway mate.
Is this your first collarbone J?

Or don't.
My collarbone healed perfectly in 5 weeks with no surgery

I did mine when I was a nipper - just a sling and a lollypop and that was me

Or don't.
My collarbone healed perfectly in 5 weeks with no surgery

My did you whine about it...

PLate it up like IronMan

Did I bollocks, ya cheeky sod.

;-)

It's a right palavar, six.of.the.nurses didn't know how to give me.a sling this morning.....so I'm just taking.it easy,
The main doctor is going.to test me Monday and my plan is to get the f.home for an easy life away from all the various animals in charge

Have an easy weekend. Good luck with the escape plan.

Nurses can't tie a sling, dispairs

Have you asked for a sponge bath?

Did you ask for a TV with Eurosport?

Sponge bath whilst watching the TDF?

Happy ending.

lol

How was your day big man? Anyone manage to sling you yet, did you enjoy the TT?

Ah, Digger went well, 3 visitors came, sneaked out of the place to Poole park for a visit. Watching the tt was quality and reading the papers good value.random outlook from the staff though, craftilly working on Monday exit,
More mates turning up tommorrow, along with checking the Champs Elissey action,
Gonna be good value.

Was wondering when you'd bust out, bet that felt good mate.

Glad to hear you got out of the cuckoos nest today bud. Stay on hospital campus my arse! Makes sense that your collar bone was done in given how stiff you still seemed yesterday. Hope it eases up quick. See you in the next few days.

How to tie a sling from a triangular bandage.
1) Identify right angle and two 45 degree angles.
2) Put right angle to elbow.
3) Tie 45 degree angled corners together but attempt to offset knot from centrre of neck.
4) Pin or sticky tape excess cloth to neaten up and prevent elbow slipping back.
Simples!
Alternatively:
Cut suitable length of Collar'nCuff from box.
Secure with handy cable ties round wearer's wrist.
Keep excess handy cable ties for bike fettling.
Apologise for naff flesh-coloured cable ties
Get Well/ Escape Soon!

Enjoy the Champs from bed Mate.

How's he doing then? Anyone heard from the old fecker?