Lefties are inherited aristocratically

Ok Thursdays are definitely the wacky polo dreams day.

So last night I dreamt that we were at the LII, and there was a fly that was the size of a small steak. Zoe was well grossed out.

Best of all Beagle had a younger brother called Leon, who subbed for a team with Manu and some other guy. But he got sad and didn't want to play for the rest of the tournament, so Manu had to pep talk him into it. His bike was really small.

The tap out point was a black and red pylon, quite large so no one would miss it. Two guys kept standing next to it, one with a black tee, the other red. I got angry at them for resembling the tap out so closely.

WAC.

^ Wow! You're weird, Ezza...

I was murdered by gangsters last night (after a truly ridonculous soap opera of a dream, imagine Ghost mixed with the Long Good Friday!?!)... Anyway, I was shot in the chest, left to die, then the bloke* came back and put a round in my head... Blackness...

• This dude...
  
  

Please will you **** off to your own thread? I have serious questions & additions to do.

The tap out point was a black and red pylon, quite large so no one would miss it. Two guys kept standing next to it, one with a black tee, the other red. I got angry at them for resembling the tap out so closely.

We'll do that next year.

haha

I often have dreams where I'm going to throw ins or a tournament and I never - and I mean NEVER - manage to get on the bike. Either it's broken, the mallet's broken or something else will come up to prevent me from actually playing. Always international situations, and often takes place in my primary school's yard. What do you think that means, Bill?

I often have dreams where I'm going to throw ins or a tournament and I never - and I mean NEVER - manage to get on the bike. Either it's broken, the mallet's broken or something else will come up to prevent me from actually playing. Always international situations, and often takes place in my primary school's yard. What do you think that means, Bill?

What, am I Freud already?

insert old man bill joke here

I think that's the polo equivalent of the classic "naked in public and appalled" dream.

No, it's the polo equivalent of the 'you can't submit your final assignment / sit the exam' dream.

Ha! Or another favorite: term's almost over and I haven't attended any classes dream. Or worse, you actually make it but haven't got a fucking clue what they're on about, exam's next week.

Ugh, I have stressful sleeps.

The thread title is not only wrong, but to credit me as the starter... yuck.

So what's the points system about Bill?

So what's the points system about Bill?

Oh, do keep up, UTFS, back to nursery, noob, new around here are we? etc etc

You forgot to use hashtags.

#hashtagsareforwankers

Oh, do keep up, UTFS, back to nursery, noob, new around here are we? etc etc

Yawn, sorry what?

Yawn, sorry what?

WhatEVER!

Thread title has been changed.. Who gave Bill evil Mod powers?

Go back, Bill's too aggressive in this thread and doesn't deserve the tittle

Go back, Bill's too aggressive in this thread and doesn't deserve the tittle

Shut it, sonny.

Ok, so who has been voting this thread down? 2.9 / 5? Pearls before swine.

Utter wankers & bridge monkeys.

I did not know you could rate threads

how'd you rate threads? this should be lower than 2.9