Liar's Wednesday

cream of mushroom cuppa-soup makes an effective assembly compound for carbon fibre.

Golden vegetable is the only real option for aluminium, although it's not ideal.

The 'reach-round' was invented by Incas.

Most weird looking 1970's DJs were not raging paedophiles or ruthless sexual predators.

The snow leopard suffers from a rare form of extreme dandruff, and is actually a dark brown colour

I can't wait to watch the Oprah/ Lance interview and I'm sure it will be full of surprises.

The number of yards in a mile is being reduced by 5%, this is being championed by car manufacturers as to improve fuel efficiency in cars.

my my it's weds already
this week is flying by

Every girl pictured in Nuts magazine is a member of the National Union of Teachers.

From twitter

General Lucifer is currently being held at Her Majesty's pleasure in relation to the Jimmy Savile affair.

White flashes are better than wobbles.

Coconuts aren't fruit, they are the unfertilized eggs of bears.

That was the best budget ever

Bubbles the chimp was fully credited with writing the melody to Wacko's "Heal the world"

The incumbent pope is entirely dissimilar to his predecessor.

KFC Peckham is a time portal to ancient Rome.

distressing news again today from the BBC,
saville scandal investigators discovered a sophisticated plot hatched by "Sir" Jim and
none other than Stuart Hall, described as a game show format, based on "Stars in their eyes", but called
"Stars in their arses"

Monkey Tennis thread >>>>>>

Susan Boyle is Carol Vorderman's daughter.

Disposable barbeque sales have rocketed since the discovery of the hallucinagenic effects caused by eating the prepackaged brickettes of coal and firelighters

Kim Kardashian keeps sending me unsolicited emails

Wellman™ are marketing a new dietary supplement pill aimed at the modern homosexual male. They are calling it Wellgay.

BBC BREAKING NEWS: Barratt, Clark and Jimmy Choo have all been arrested by police involved with Operation Shoetreee.

If you "give it to" Busta Rhymes, he may say he'll "give it to you" back, but he won't...he never does

Not wednesday, but this was broadcast on wednesday and is everything this thread wants to be.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b007jrm4/Armando_Iannucci_Facts_and_Fancies_Episode_4/