Where are all the cool single guys in London?

Xanderphobe

is that possible
i thought everyone liked xander ?
xanderphile maybe

You're mixing Xander up with his mum.

Xanderphone, people who speak like Xander.

Or a musical instrument where variation of pitch is achieved by striking Xander with varying degrees of ferocity.

Do you play said musical instrument like a trombone?

More like the bagpipes.

You're a supermarket.

Lidl.

Lidl is not a supermarket but a discounter.

What's a counter got to diss?

I had a conference call with a chap in our German office, took a while before I worked out he was saying Aldi, rather than Audi.

Not a mistake I imagine that Audi would be very happy with.

Lidl is not a supermarket but a discounter.

What's a counter got to diss?

You misunderstand, they count disses as opposed to being a counter dissing something.

If I had a loaded gun right now I am not sure whether I would hunt Schick down or take the easy option and blow my own brains out. Either way, I would be free.

Was that a criminal threat?

nah, he was just saying how he wanted to check out.

This needs a bump... I've got a summer of dinner invitations, parties and drinks. Would be nice to find someone to come with me.

PM coming....

^^ I thought posted recently somewhere that you had a boyfriend shoosh?

I have lots of boyfriends but not a special cool and single one.

WTF is this place coming to? Yeah i'll start a topic like some fucked up lonely hearts advert asking for single cool guys and then hoped to get run through in a sexy train style gang bang by 17 pages worth of horny mother fuckers who'll act like they're gents but really they're just sexed up dudes.

FYL.

Ha! CHUG_IT where have you been?

lurking like a mofucka

I have lots of boyfriends but not a special cool and single one.

What does this actually mean? You have lots of good friends who happen to be male or are you shagging about?

slut bag

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What does this actually mean? You have lots of good friends who happen to be male or are you shagging about?

What is wrong that you can't take my statement at face value? Or even as a tease? I have boyfriends I am not shagging, they are not 'the one' . One calls me his girlfriend but won't do the family or friends stuff. I deserve better.

slut bag

Think both of your posts are a bit OTT. You don't like this thread stay out of it. Abuse is not warranted here.

I have boyfriends I am not shagging

you're doing it wrong