Where are all the cool single guys in London?

^
no fam

false revolution fam

gay best friend

Rapped

^prescient?

You sound like a laugh riot.

I laugh all the time, at everything. I'm completely bonkers (in a nice way), but you knew that already, didn't you? If I'm not bonkers I wouldn't be posting on here.

the fuck man

Upping the ante? No need for name calling.

Since this seems to be ongoing, I'll just leave this here...

http://www.run-riot.com/articles/notices/take-part-year-making-love

Herre tonight ladies
http://www.lfgss.com/thread4261-184.html

I'm back on the market ladies!

don't all rush at once...

tumbleweed gif

I never left the market.

I am the market

I am the market

You're a supermarket.

Lidl.

I'm back on the market ladies!

Inundated with PMs yet?

he hasn't responded to my PM yet but I still have my fingers crosssed

Did you send him a picture of your cock again?

my zoom isn't up to the job matt

Ah well, he'll just have to make do with a picture of my cock instead...

Have you tried waxing?

^^ badum-tish
he's here all week ladies and gentlemen

i think i'm supposed to put TLDR; here no idea what that means but i've seen it used before

^^ No, but I polish it frequently.

badum-tish
he's here all week ladies and gentlemen
so is daylightbombings!

^^ No, but I polish it frequently.

Racist!?

Xenophobe.

Xylophobe too, I fucking hate those xylophones.