Where are all the cool single guys in London?

... It's the little things that make relationship and the things I miss the most. ...

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Its really about the toothpaste though, right?

Damn fucking straight, brother!

For me it is. This and the fact she doesn't find Stephen Fry fascinating.

She did like him, although rarely understood without further explanation.

I'm tired of explaining movies...

I mean, all those little things, niggling annoying behaviours, they are part of the relationship, but they really grate on your once the relationship breaks down or where the trust is broken.

Ha!
But some of them are actually mine - things I'd do, as I;m more house trained than my wife.
No half eaten stuff left behind, no banana peels on top of my books, no half eaten packets of nuts left in the cupboard ("remember to buy mixed nuts!"), telfon frying pans which are not scratched with a knife, no rugs drying on my bikes, no more hundreds of bottles of half used shampoo cluttering the bathroom,
no hair in the washing machine, no fake nails in the washing machine or bed, full access to the walk in wardrobe, no fake tan or mascara on my pillow, no more hidden platform fucking high heel shoes spread all over the floor I always step on when I want a piss in the middle of the night, no more Jeremy Kyle, no more recorded episodes of Celebrity Big brother, X Factor, You can fucking dance etc. cluttering the hard disc of my Sky box....
I know I shouldn't laugh Kris but I couldn't help smile reading this vitriolic post.

I'm tired of explaining movies...

I mean, all those little things, niggling annoying behaviours, they are part of the relationship, but they really grate on your once the relationship breaks down or where the trust is broken.
God yeah. Those things which first attract us can suddenly become SO FNUKING ANNOYING!

I'd like someone to share some of these little things with. Its been far too long :/

#smallestviolin
#foreveralone

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Those things which first attract us can suddenly become SO FNUKING ANNOYING!

That's what I'm talking about.

It's the same when a boy meets a girl who's easy. This is what attracts him to her.
When after a year of being together she's still easy and flirty, the same thing which initially made her seem attractive will become bane of his life and eventually bring the relationship to an end.

^^ Someone should start a business - Rent A Girlfriend.

Oh wait....yeah, that may have other connotations...

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God yeah. Those things which first attract us can suddenly become SO FNUKING ANNOYING!

Oh, and the *you-know-who * I spoke today to seems to feel bit lost and lonely.
You know what to do...

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Here you go, sweetheart.

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This is what I can't understand... I don't watch ANY reality tv, I have one shampoo bottle, a unisex type of shower gel, I like football, and sex, I'm relatively tidy, let guys choose music, have a dishwasher, cook edible meals, rarely drink when going out (so you have a taxi service), don't wear fake tan, no false nails, always match up socks before putting them away, and I'm SINGLE.

Thanks... I scrub up well in real life too ;)

Pm'd..

Seriously though why not go to your local beers. Lots of funny, slightly drunk guys with dubious morals there. Or join a cycling club if fit, employed, mostly normal blokes are your thing.

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Seems an odd place to be asking about "cool" single guys. Fixie hipsters are crushingly uncool, the whole "one trouser leg rolled up, cycling cap at jaunty angle, walking about in sidis whilst drinking and smoking" might have been semi-acceptable in 2007 but come on. There's a reason these people are single, because, as a rule, they are arrogant wastrels. The parasites of cycling, the lowest of bottom barnacles in the hierarchy of life.
Good luck in your search, however, I believe you will remain unsatisfied by seeking quality amongst this cavalcade of swine.

straightens cycling cap

This is why I got gf'd up before getting into fixie-skidding, much safer. The emperor is right, compass drinks would be a horrible place to go pull, although at least at Norths you could weed out the lowest scum by hosting a death tt and writing off anyone with a particularly shit time...

Here you go, sweetheart.

Cheers babes

So shoosh, what's your ideal kind of man?

This is why I got gf'd up before getting into fixie-skidding, much safer.

With every current project you're closer to being single again...

So shoosh, what's your ideal kind of man?

Clearly some belter who weighs about 60kg, with an ego the size of Ohio and a penchant for outdated fashion bikes. Someone who's probably never done a day's work in his life and has a sickeningly weak handshake.

Sorry if that's anyone here.

Sounds like an LCF student?

Ah, so we're getting somewhere.

Although I can't understand why anyone would want to study Liverpool Football Club.

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Seriously though why not go to your local beers. Lots of funny, slightly drunk guys with dubious morals there. Or join a cycling club if fit, employed, mostly normal blokes are your thing.

Thanks, but i would NEVER go to beers to pick up men. I already go to Easts, and i go to be social, funny and laugh my head off.

Still breathing and with a pulse...............

True

So shoosh, what's your ideal kind of man?

I don't have any set requirements but it would be nice if you were 37-47, single no baggage, well travelled, knowledgeable, loves cycling, physically fit, laid back and good sense of humour. And chemistry... must be chemistry... Someone who won't shag around and someone who would never hit me.
Someone who could care for me as much as I care about them.

I'm not interested in material possessions but having nice bikes (and knowing how to fix them) and being able to support yourself financially would help.

I don't have any set requirements but it would be nice if you were 37-47, single no baggage, well travelled, knowledgeable, loves cycling, physically fit, laid back and good sense of humour. And chemistry... must be chemistry... Someone who won't shag around and someone who would never hit me.
Someone who could care for me as much as I care about them.

I'm not interested in material possessions but having nice bikes (and knowing how to fix them) and being able to support yourself financially would help.

Hey that's me!

Except for the age bit and the shagging around and the hitting.
I'm well travelled though, several galaxies and more planets than I care to remember. Though obviously there's less of them left these days.

You sound nice but a bit naive, if you don't mind my presumptuous arrogance.