Where are all the cool single guys in London?

Sure, I'll put in a good word for you with Pisti, just don't mention Liverpool on your first date.

shameless plug!

batteries or mains?

http://livinginthedeadcity.weebly.com/1/post/2012/05/plenty-of-fish-experiment.html

^Sorry, this is a very flawed experiment, not least because the blunt response of "I'm not attracted to you" without any accompanying rapport is pretty rude and meant to provoke.

^Sorry, this is a very flawed experiment, not least because the blunt response of "I'm not attracted to you" without any accompanying rapport is pretty rude and meant to provoke.

It did make me chuckle. It's not really a good indicator of "what wimminz REALLY want" as I'd expect to see pretty much the same results if you reversed the genders. It's better as a "let's all lol at these awful people" thing, and some of them are fairly awful. Especially the first, hysterically angry one. Imagine if you started dating her and she went off on you like that the first time you had a disagreement about something. You'd be like "k I want to watch Match of Teh Day now" and she'd be all "YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU PIG SLOB GET OVER YOURSELF IT'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE ABOUT YOU WHAT'S WRONG DID YOUR MUMMY CUDDLE YOU TOO MUCH AS A BABY YOU PATHETIC SLUG OF A MAN" and stabbing you in the eyes with broken glasses.

^SWlM?

It did make me chuckle. It's not really a good indicator of "what wimminz REALLY want" as I'd expect to see pretty much the same results if you reversed the genders. It's better as a "let's all lol at these awful people" thing, and some of them are fairly awful. Especially the first, hysterically angry one. Imagine if you started dating her and she went off on you like that the first time you had a disagreement about something. You'd be like "k I want to watch Match of Teh Day now" and she'd be all "YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU PIG SLOB GET OVER YOURSELF IT'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE ABOUT YOU WHAT'S WRONG DID YOUR MUMMY CUDDLE YOU TOO MUCH AS A BABY YOU PATHETIC SLUG OF A MAN" and stabbing you in the eyes with broken glasses.

http://bit.ly/W3qsTJ

Dating websites are awkward and often cringeworthy. Too many people taking on dating as a sport - seems like a way of spending free time on someone else's cost.

http://bit.ly/W3qsTJ

No amount of therapy can cure my bitter rage!

Dating websites used to be fun, but now you have too many people putting up fake profiles in order to write blogs about their experiences.

ftfy

Tbh I did stifle a bit of a lol at the 'nice guys of OKCupid'. Those dudes deserved to be called on their gobbledegook.

I've put myself on a dating site but after 2 weeks I'm already starting to rethink that decision.

plentyoffish sucks... Should read PlentyOffish rather than PlentyOfFish...

OKcupid is good for what it is... but i know that they pool all of their sites profiles like loveinsuits and so on. Annoyingly you have people who have joined a site for a particular reason find themselves being 'hit on' by exactly the opposite.

Are you being hit on by women again?

Dating websites are awkward and often cringeworthy. Too many people taking on dating as a sport - seems like a way of spending free time on someone else's cost.

I have an aquaintance who documents each of his dates on Facebook.

Things like "Girl 3, date 1" and all of this shit, he complains about things like "she was too northern!" etc...

I expect he's still at it, although I no longer have his updates in my feed. I think his biggest barrier to finding anyone is that he's a fully paid up knobend.

being 'hit on' by exactly the opposite.

Are you being hit on by women again?

Try [URL="http://http://www.thevine.com.au/life/tech/interview-with-grindr-ceo-joel-simkhai/"]Grindr

Oh, i mean Ive chatted to a few who joined cause they were single parents looking for single parents but because it was pooled they got hit on by everyone.

The Government are running a scheme for the sexually frustrated. Details here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/17/spies-sexual-relations-activists-routine

All you have to do is join and become active in an environmental or other "subversive" group and the police will send an undercover officer to shag you.

All in a day's work apparently.

Why do they get all the fun

Start a Saffa's rights campaign group. Stage a protest = action.

Nah, I want to be the spy.

You might have to sleep with smelly crusties though....
You can do better...?

Nah, I want to be the spy.

Sorry, Iain, there's a 0% chance that you'd be able to pass yourself off as an environmental activist. :)

Why???

Too hench.
Ain't no buff environmentalists. Fact.

This is natural.