Where are all the cool single guys in London?

Gotta love Jeff.

Husam is a fucking dude too

According to the 2011 census, Islington

I didn't spot the how "cool are you" questions on my census form.

Also I don't live in Islington so clearly something has gone wrong there.

According to the 2011 census, Islington

The real reason why Pisti moved to Islington.

islington is so 2011... Its now about Catford

Catford is so 2012.
'13 is all about Petts Wood.

^whatevs all the cool single guys live in Norf London.

We all live in Paul's Walls.

Catford is so 2012.
'13 is all about Petts Wood.
kent???

Yeah. The Garden of England.
Bitches love gardens.

in the mirror

Bitches love gardens.

and ya wonder why...ur single...

Dunno, they just do

Yeah. The Garden of England.
Bitches love gardens.

Hoe's love gardens

hoes dig gardens...

bitches dig hoels...to bury things...female dogs you see. Dogs dig holes. you see?

If you need to explain it so much while you are telling it, give up.

I rode to Iceleanton yesterday. It was cool.

didn't want to look sexist

Racist.

Gotta love Jeff.

Fuck... Jeff is amazing. I can't stop watching this. Goldmine for seduction techniques.

^whatevs all the cool single guys live in Norf London.

But they live with each other.

so if Pistanator and Shoosh are not going out, can I butt in?