Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

apparently you're still annoying

sorry for repost, but I had to when I stumbled across again

Is it me or straps just not cutting it?

I agree, needs Restraps.

And the brake, I feel if you're gonna have a brake and run compact drops then just get road levers.

lol at all the above

Apparently brakes are the new HHSB.

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BREAKING NEWS, apparently brakes are the newest, hippist, hoppity of slavery, that even Margaret Garner would destory her beloved fixed wheel bicycle before adding those notorious brake on the front of her sleek creation she birthed from hell.

Have the tiles turned? are people no longer whip skidding to gain entry into Look Mum No Friends? will there be less faces graffiti being smeared onto the rear of a double decker as a credential for those who are with the street? will bicycle shop see less customers due to the lack of tyres wear? are we not able to provide the Darwin award for those who decided that the red light are a mere displeasure?

People! Mancini have spoken!

^ epic trollage

Apparently brakes are the new HHSB.

apparently you're a dick.

I know a guy riding burkless and speedplays, so I know where this trend is going...

that's an easy one.
Hoke

What stem is this?

Quill.

^^ will get pics up of my "touring" GT next week.

What's the best way to attach bottle cages without the correct brazing? Lots of gaffer tape?

apparently you're still annoying

apparently you're a dick.

do you even braklz?

^^ will get pics up of my "touring" GT next week.

What's the best way to attach bottle cages without the correct brazing? Lots of gaffer tape?

Wrap tube in old innertube then use a fat zip tie at either end of cage, pulled as tight as possible.

lol NO
it looks particularly tall yet shortl. anyone?

Quill.

Could be those black Nitto stem that's right on the max insertion point.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say its a spray painted/powder coated Cinelli Oyster because those bars don't look like they could clear a normal quill

not sure what it actually is but might be a nitto technomic

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say its a spray painted/powder coated Cinelli Oyster because those bars don't look like they could clear a normal quill

I think you havent seen bendy bars yet son

**HOLD THE FRONT PAGE.
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BREAKING NEWS.

Apparently brakes are the newest, hippist, hoppity of slavery, that even Margaret Garner would destory her beloved fixed wheel bicycle before adding those notorious brake on the front of her sleek creation she birthed from hell.

Have the tiles turned? Are people no longer whip skidding to gain entry into Look Mum No Friends? Will there be less faces graffiti being smeared onto the rear of a double decker as a credential for those who are with the street? Will bicycle shops see less customers due to the lack of tyres wear? Are we not able to provide the Darwin award for those who decided that the red light are a mere displeasure?

People! Mancini havehas spoken!

10/10 for creativity.
Just make sure something you post isn't full of mistakes if you're going to try and be funny and take the piss out of someone.
I like the fictional fact stating that if you run brakeless, you'll go into the rear of a double decker. I don't know anyone thats happened to but you know, you can keep going with that one.

You realise that in Ed's first language the grammar rules are different right, not making excuse just hope you see that's it's his second language.

I like the fictional fact stating that if you run brakeless, you'll go into the rear of a double decker.

maybe not, but while you're going around a bus you will go into the bonnet of a corsa and destroy your tri and brand new fancy front light :(

use hoseclamps for dat bottle cage

;)

Buy one!