Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

The purple one is a beast.

And some proper hippidy hop

HIP HOP SLAVE TRIKE

Want

nice!

Triathlon bikes are not HHSB >>>>>>>>>>>

I seriously love this bike, even if it's toast. Nom.

It's one of few skinny framed bikes that Omniums look good on.

tp88 you ok man?
seen tumblr

Yeah man. Flesh wounds, road rash and bruising but still managed to get to work on time. Seriously though. Driver pulled ou from the right hand side of the road, to turn left to the garage a few meters away, no indication and had absolutely no idea I was there. Welcome to Bradford!!!

plus helmet down the drain. ouch.
are you pursuing this?

Pursue it man, drivers who don't look where they're going in 2 tons of metal really need to see what how dangerous they can be.

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plus helmet down the drain. ouch.
are you pursuing this?

Pursue it man, drivers who don't look where they're going in 2 tons of metal really need to see what how dangerous they can be.

I know it's against everything i've said before but no i'm not.

If i'm honest after I went over the bars and picked my self up I couldn't think straight, I was so shaken I didn't think to take her number plate or details. Two other drivers stopped to make sure I was okay which was reassuring.

I went over to the driver who hadn't a clue what had just happened and explained what happened and what she did wrong. Mainly the fact she didn't indicate causing me to slam on and emergency stop.

I soon came to realise her english wasn't great and all she said was ohhh sorry and proceded to get back in her car on her way as if nothing had happened...

Ah man, that sucks but really glad you're ok.

Hopefully she'll cause anyone else to come off.

enjoy the adrenaline while it lasts - soon your body will realize what happened...

yeah man hopefully you've showers or at least acohol gel. I'd get the rash cleaned pretty soon it weeps harder than these animals....

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he's not trying to kill it, he's trying to make you lot realise the roots of hhsb. There's a fine line between true hhsb and anti-porn. Making a cookie-cutter leader/dosnoventa/whatever with thomson seatpost/stem, compact drops, zoncolan saddle and deep wheels isn't hhsb. It's got to be out the ordinary, something different, something ridiculous, but not ugly. It's in the name, being a slave to fashion with aethetics over function.
For example
this is awesome

this is boring

yes it may evolve, but not to the point when any old bike gets posted here. There has to be some standards. Is it a hhsb or not? If not it shouldn't be here

just look at the first page, each bike is awesome. We can all look at pictures of sick fixies™ anywhere online, this thread should be for the best.

how is a mash a guilty pleasure? Or a full njs build? Should just be something a bit different, quirky, challenging, faintly ridiculous and uncomfortable looking. Bit daft but a lot of fun.

you really don't need to post 10 pictures of bikes at a time with a 50-50 rate of them being any nice or not, all it takes is those 2 extra seconds to think whether it's worth it or not.

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Commodity theory - we value things by the extent to which they are rare. Which is why Bike Porn got boring, because a perfect NJS build becomes boring once you've already seen 40 identikit ones before.