Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Ffs! Can someone find the fucker responsible for those shitty Paul cranks and publicly kill them in as painfully and messy way conceivable as an example to all who even think of making such crap available to the unthinking masses with no taste.

Disgusting yes.
But if you're defining slave as spending hella money for no performance gains, then they are as salve as it gets.

spending hella money for no performance gains
that's not slave in the same way that this is not slave.

I s'pose.

I think this is the bike that has divided the most people in here:

louis vuitton concor, yellow stem etc...

slave or anti?

Pure anti. No question about it.

sure, my view too... but I'd ride it just because its such a massive 'f*ck you' to every nodder on the planet

It's also a quality frame and the stem, back wheel and saddle are nothing a rattlecan and stanley knife couldn't put right

Yeah, as a bike, its anti, but wouldn't take much to fix it up to a pretty decent HHSB.

I don't even understand how anyone can like the Paul cranks. Some people really do have no taste at all.

same people that use Randos on the front.

i like that, good clearances

First Ridley Oval I've liked. Really nice set up.

Just like the one a few pages back only much better, just needs bar tape. sorry nds.

edit: shit its the same one, much better build this though. beautiful frame.

Whittle its your long lost brother! i know its pure anti but still a bit hhsb.

Snake skin rear rim..... FUCK RIGHT OFF!

I'm always disgusted when I see LHD. I see snake skin rims, leopard print saddle and unwrapped bars and think "hu, what a shit bike". But when I see LHD it's somehow much much worse. It's unholy. Sinister.

the snakeskin rim is to disguise the chub hub, right?

I want a ffwd spok.

Nagasawa with a snowflake, Brooks, and gripless risers.

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