What is your least favourite part about cycling?

having 50 inch thighs is making finding a pair of these trendy tight cycling jeans a bit tricky , other than that its all good

unidentifiable creaking

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and graunchy pedal bearings

The way that any money saved in servicing your own kit is spent on the tools required to do so and the cost of inevitability fucking it up the first time.

Nothing.

Addison Lee in particular, shit drivers in general.

Waking up and look at the sky. It's definitely about to rain. Look at weather report. Yup, rain. Will wait till it passes. ***#doesn'tfuckingrainallday

Being unable to to stop tinkering with my bikes, endless... Cantilever fucking brakes in particular.

The fact that bikes (plural) is a number that increases in proportion to time, and that flat spacedecreases at a matching rate.

People that push to the front at lights then make you re-pass them endlessly in particular. Gormless nodders in general.

Not being to index gears or true a wheel..

the fact that people dont make kosher energy bars/gels

Are Mule bars not kosher?

I have no idea. I just want a Gefilte Fish flavour bar with pictures of the star of david on it.

Is that too much to ask for!?

I don't think they are - I just went on the Mule website and ended up watching some girls on bikes instead

The way that somehow the simple act of riding means that you're meant to be interested in what anyone else thinks about other people who rides bikes and how awful they are.

I can't think of what to post here, as I really don't have a 'least favourite part about cycling' (grammar!). I occasionally dislike the combination of more than one aspect of inclement weather (e.g., rain alone is fine, rain and wind more problematic), I generally dislike bad road surfaces, I don't like leaning, and I dislike sitting problems, but none very strongly.

The endless bleating on about other road users. Don't get me wrong, I do it too, but it is tiresome.

I agree completely.

it hurts my bottom

That's not the cycling Balks

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Balki. Balki is my least favourite thing about cycling. The answer is Balki.

it hurts my bottom

..and this is meant to be about things you don't like.

Balki. Balki is my least favourite thing about cycling. The answer is Balki.

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The fucking shit roads in Waltham Forest.

The 8-12 hours in the middle of the day that interrupt my weekday commute.

repped

feel a child with the bestest birthday present,

I enjoy a bit of feeling, but it rarely improves the situation.
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Balki. Balki is my least favourite thing about cycling. The answer is Balki.

What does Balki have to do with cycling?

it hurts my bottom

hemorrhoids