What is your least favourite part about cycling?

Watching suicidal Rapha clad fixie twats attempting to negotiate heavy traffic.

being told my bike is unpornworthy by DJ....

go on then, post your readers wife up on the porn thread, please

that will not happen, besides he's not finished yet... need to get the new bars on and a couple of other changes... getting him into shape to hopefully do some fixed TTs next year...

Being stalked by boyfriend on cycling forums.

Also, repeatedly being asked if I am stalking bf on cycling forums.

you 2, get a [chat] room....

rapha sales fixie skidders

The rider down threads. I really hate the rider down threads.

how has nobody mentioned body odour/sweaty bollucks yet?

Being a Rapha clad fixie twat.

Ok here's one... the bit where you've just greased up your sit points with minty Chamois Butter and lathered the inside of your shorts with it too and you pull them on for the first time. Feels like you've done a really cold little shit for about 20 seconds till it all warms up and settles down, that is right unnerving!

Haha. Agreed – always accompanied by a cringe face.

Followed by poker face and then me gusta!

how has nobody mentioned sweaty bollucks yet?

not such a bad thing, gives you a reason to give them a good wash in the shower.

not such a bad thing, gives you a reason to give them a good wash in the shower.

you need a reason nowadays?
i have some explaining to do...

Riding in a hail storm, stings like hell

Followed by poker face and then me gusta!

totally.

Ok here's one... the bit where you've just greased up your sit points with minty Chamois Butter and lathered the inside of your shorts with it too and you pull them on for the first time. Feels like you've done a really cold little shit for about 20 seconds till it all warms up and settles down, that is right unnerving!

doing all this and then realising you need to go for a shit just before leaving the house

eww

Jack

One time I was just about to leave work and the heavens opened, it was the end of July, so i thought I would be a clever sod and just wear my bib shorts for the ride home to avoid getting my trousers and jacket soaked. It was one of those proper summer storms, hollywood style tropical rain was falling from the skies.

Just as I left my office the sun disappeared (it was mid July and I was looking forwards to getting soaked in warm summer rain). Suddenly it started hailing, the size of m&ms. Those little fuckers stung each time they hit, and I got hit a lot!

Hail when only bibshorts with a fraction of a mm of lycra was not a good ride home.

l'm seeing it in my minds eye like this

that's how it felt

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hahahahahahahaha

Not cycling as much as I wish to.

Having other road users (drivers) treat you like a criminal.