For Sale: Stuff for Sale

Pretty sure Ned'z doing something along these lines rite now...

Have you got any pictures?

Have you got any pictures?

Have you got any pictures?

Have you got any pictures?

Have you got any pictures?

So?

Ned, are you retarded?

(genuine question)

Several items that we're not actually sure exist.

This is internet gold.

I particularly liked the idea of linking the ads to on line pictures of items which might, or might not be "like" the legendary things being sold.

"Misrep, Moi???"

i think im in love!

This is amazing!

Ned, I'm still waiting...

"For Sale - scotch mist, Berlusconi's signed confession and Boris Becker's tax cheque. No photo's."

Maybe this should just be merged into the why are aussies so hated thread.

N - non
E - educated
D - delinquent

So?

Something tells me there aren't any photo's because he/she/it admitted that a camera is not present.

I think that our special Mr Kelly is an alias before this thread he posted three times all pretty special including:

Ned Kelly I would love a bike stand where do i get them from ?
http://www.lfgss.com/thread71021.html#post2373581

Ned Kelly Can u just pop into Newport 7 days aweek?
http://www.lfgss.com/thread9816-2.html#post2373538

"For Sale - scotch mist, Berlusconi's signed confession and Boris Becker's tax cheque. No photo's."

.......or Lord Lucan riding Shergar to the Pope's wedding.

I know which one I think is more likely.

N - non
E - educated
D - delinquent

Refers to beshellsuited Scottish housing scheme residents, not legendary Aussie outlaws.

There has even recently been a pig flying over Battersea recently!

Maybe he's a bit special.

Ned Kelly? Probably Austalian. Good call B&D.

It's probably Pisti...

Where's Dov?

ha ha ha!

There has even recently been a pig flying over Battersea recently!

I thought you were telling porkies, but no, the truth!

It's probably Pisti...

Can't be. Not even the merest mention of the words: weapon, belter, melt, bedwetter, yentz or Liverpool fan.

Yeah, I can swap stuff for stuff too if your stuff is alright qualiity like my eqaully well good quality stuff is too, and that.

Interested in this "Arc of the Covenant" thingy I got lying around? Got nowhere to keep it, just collecting dust, no photos but will swap for ur Flite Ti

"For Sale - Original manuscript for the bible or PX for a camera."

Ned = highlandpro, no?

thread of the week - end it now pleae, I am pi**ing myself....I can hardly type...

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