For Sale: Stuff for Sale

Which of Garnett's post should I rep?

im on dinner nw mate, if u want anything text me or phne me 07543 966 798

and when i sell me first item il donate to get my gold star xxxxxx

Epic fail.

I'm so cofused by this thread and ned. My head actually hurts. Is he not hearing the pained cries of "PICTURES!" from forumites?! Dude read people's suggestions, it will actually help you sell/ swap your things.

I have a camera..

Swap?

best thread ever

I have a camera..

Swap?

Any pictures?

This whole thread is just a little bit well......................................................

Brave and Omar repped.

Ned, I'm quite confused by this mega thread of yours. Wouldn't it have been clearer to have a dedicated thread for each item?

By pointing out the retardedness on display we keep bumping this thread....

Oh shit.....

its very nice

i'm reading all of neds posts in his voice, it adds greatly to the humour

This thread does seem to have gone Full Retard. NEVER go Full Retard Ned...

Copy and paste ALL your items in to your first post and stop confusing the shit out of everyone dude.

You MAY even end up selling something instead of just getting constant abuse from everyone

This has to be the worst sales thread ever.

Fo sho

I though that Ned Kelly was supposed to be a bit sharper than this. He eluded the authorities for years.

Oh, hold tight - the boss is watching...

^ repped

Maybe he's a bit special.

Tin Helmet for sale, home-made. Some signs of rust, several bullet holes but otherwise in good shape.

$4, pick up from the outback only.

and when i sell it i'll donate to get my gold star

Anything seems possible on this thread...

@OP - with the greatest of respect, have you got your head up your arse? Did you take the time to look at the nature of how other sales threads are laid out? Did you spend anytime in the nursery or did you take it upon yourself to fast-track yourself to the front line?

Wutz this thread about?

stufz 4 sell

Several items that we're not actually sure exist.