Epic WTF

Evans on Mortimer St are selling a Fuji road bike with unglued tubs on carbon rims. I'm sure that will end well.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248
Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany

'If I see a hole I'm going for it'

Christ, not again, that's the third time he's done that now.

Someone should make a WAC joke.

and link it to the german cavers rescue

Wait, wait - I've got one!

I bet he feels like a right tit!

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These jokes are ovarian quality.

When you said your date was a big pussy I thought you meant she was a coward...

These jokes are ovarian quality.

They're literally hysterical.

cliterally hysterical. No?

don;t fanny around

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-28018302

pfft I think PC has gone too far... people seeing insults where there are none

How dare you call my mother a fat tart?

Fat tarts are delicious.

Tat farts are delicious.

Really?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81476593/

Holy shit

Holy shit

Yes just that.

challenge accepted.

It's not as if it's the worst way invented to prevent masturbation.

Ladies, but mainly gentlemen, I give you the ultimate anti-masturbation prevention treatment:

Chopping off pieces of your newborn child's penis.

Can't see that one being as popular with the religious lot tbh.