Epic WTF

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http://mobile.rawstory.com/all/2014-06-22-missouri-church-lures-young-men-to-follow-jesus-with-ar-15-assault-rifle-giveaway#1

http://archive.courier-journal.com/article/20140228/FEATURES10/302280129/Kentucky-Baptists-use-gun-giveaways-lure-unchurched-Christ

Couple banned from hotel after rabbit droppings found in room

http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/11295309.Couple_banned_from_hotel_after_rabbit_droppings_found_in_room/?ref=var_0

Hotel bosses banned Alfie Joe Higgins, 22, and Blaize Taylor, 23, both of Honey Lane, Waltham Abbey, from the Premier Inn in Sewardstone Road after the droppings, which caused £150 worth of damage, were discovered on December 29.

The couple ended up in Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court after ignoring the ban and checked back into the hotel in January, and then started a fracas.

They were left with a court bill of more than £1,000 after Higgins was found guilty of assaulting police, and Taylor of obstructing officers and using threatening words and behaviour during the incident.

Isn't rabbit shit made from small, hard spheres of poop?

What specialist equipment could one need to clean such a thing?

They both live on the same street and yet stay at the Premier Inn 2 miles from their home on more than one occasion?

rabbit fetishits ?

They both live on the same street and yet stay at the Premier Inn 2 miles from their home on more than one occasion?

Rabbit's manager only allows him hotel visits.

Something seriously hare-y going on there.

With all the attention it's getting, I bet that rabbit's lapin it up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-28003999

Bob Day, of Speke, had a sarcoma tumour weighing 9lb (4kg) and measuring 30cm (12 inches) long removed at the Royal Liverpool University Hospital.

     Mr Day said he put off getting the lump checked for a year as he "doesn't like a fuss".

From his scrotum!

Bobby Big Bollocks. Must've been a hit down the bingo hall.

No wonder he didnt want it removed. He must have been getting quite a lot of fussing from the ladies!

i'd be very surprised if one of the oldies didn't have a stroke

^ 'stroke' lol.

It's funny, because the word stroke is a homophone.

In the context of dicki's post, it could either mean a cerebrovascular accident, of which the elderly may be prone to, or it could mean that someone rubbed the elderly gentleman's swollen and distended testicle.

We find it amusing as both concepts are uncomfortable to imagine, almost absurd in the case of the testicle fondling, and the juxtaposition of the two entirely different interperetions of the word is both novel and clever.

Accident implies there is no blame, have you learnt nothing!!!!????!????11!!??!1

Cerebrovascular 'collision', thank you

And class, thats how you ruin a joke!

I feel inadequate now after suffering a mini stroke.

now there's a real buzz killington !

It's not very difficult to ruin a joke that isn't funny

It was funny and it received rep.

As did TW2's post which I also enjoyed immensely.

It's funny, because the word stroke is a homophone.

In the context of dicki's post, it could either mean a cerebrovascular accident, of which the elderly may be prone to, or it could mean that someone rubbed the elderly gentleman's swollen and distended testicle.

We find it amusing as both concepts are uncomfortable to imagine, almost absurd in the case of the testicle fondling, and the juxtaposition of the two entirely different interperetions of the word is both novel and clever.

no your a homophone.