Cyclists are murderous?

thought I recognised him from somewhere...

completely forgot to do one for my ped collision... enjoy.

I hope he goes for a hike and gets a blister on his little toe

...and then falls in a fucking volcano.

I hope he goes to sort out his posture, then whilst walking around the room with a book on his head, it falls and lands on his toe.

This should happen on a fault line.

When the book falls it will trigger an earth quake.

There will be lava.

The heat from this lava will cause him to get split ends.

No animals were hurt in the creation of those ^ posts.

I hope next time he rides to work he bumps his shin on the pedals and scrapes a bit of skin off.

...which then gets badly infected and requires his torso to be amputated.

"@Dangarfield's Tweets are protected."

Hm.

I hope he rides with worn cleats.

and has to have his bum amputated.

I hope he ends up in Private Eye's Rotten Boroughs column and everybody laughs at him for being too stupid to understand the internet.

Is it too early in the debacle for the obligatory Hitler mustache ?

^ funny thread.

Is it too early in the debacle for the obligatory Hitler mustache ?

More please.

interesting analytical and comparative moustache chart

Moustacherererezzzzzzzzzzz iz murderous.

I hope he decides to take up cycling to try and cover up his lie of being a cyclist and while stopped at a pedestrian crossing a little girl points at him and laughs.

Dan Garfield probably a ipodestrian,but definitely a smug conceited useless pointless cunt.Dan get yourself on here if your reading this thread and tell us what you do exactly for your taxpayers money....

I am sure the Mayor, who also represents the same ward would also be "disappointed" to hear about this. http://moderngov.southwarksites.com/mgUserInfo.aspx?UID=155

A great example where a straight forward mea culpa would have meant so much, as anyone who works in the world of communications would appreciate.....

Ahhhhh......https://member.lgiu.org.uk/about/people/Pages/dangarfield.aspx

we pay these bunch of useless cunts to do " mobile surgery
programmes" whatever the fuck this means.if it sounds good ,i suppose they think theyre doing a decent job.the roads are fucked,our cycling network is fucking useless as these pointless people with pretend jobs