Tourney: 2011-08-28 (Bank Holiday Weekend) Bench Micro Draft tournament

1. John H (Pesky Skids,Sons of Pesky Erections,Polo Erectus)
   
2. ATGNI (Ady Hacked Off)
   
3. TS (Big Wang Theory, #sckbrn)
   
4. Adrienne (Big Bush Bears, Polo Fiasco)
   
5. Benjamin
   
6. Gabes (Bicycle Stars Galactica, No Sympathy, Rotten Apples, Zombie/L'quiche/Bank Holiday/The Smooth, DTGPique)
   
7. Diceface (Acopolo)
   
8. Aufbruch (Nice Touch, Sparkle Motion and of course Spring Break)
   
9. JuAndCats (Acapolo, Sons of Olaf, Sons of Pesky Erections & Tina's Hen Night!!!)
   
10. Matt (Thor, CBG)
    
11. Crumb (Psyclone, Multiple Scoregasm)
    
12. Alexis (psyclone, Multiple scorgasm, Phils Stag do, Polo Prospects)
    
13. slamm (depending on work shenanigans) - SLAP
    
14. dt (FixedGearLondon, BAD, Concrete Kisses, SEX-E, TheAidanAndJasonAndDavePoloTeamInManchester, Vascas, DTGPique)
    
15. Luca (Thor)
    
16. Gormley (Spring Break)
    
17. Mayeut (SCP, Peinture French)
    
18. Ben (Le Maillet Jaune, The Team, Les Pea Cocks)
    
19. Bogey (Cream, CBG)
    
20. Ray (No Sympathy, ELKs, No Grammar)
    
21. Emmet (Massive Cogs, Dead Rappers)
    
22. zoe b (Boom Shakalak)
    
23. B (BAD, Dead Rappers)
    
24. Shane (Rathclaren Rovers)
    
25. Rich (Hacked Off)
    
26. ThomasFromParis (Polomotos, Rois mages, Peinture French, X-Rousses Slayers ok for being a team captain)
    
27. Josh (3guys10eyes, Imperial, Electric Cream)
    
    

Captains

1. Max (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sick Buckets, Sick Zombie, L'Quiche, Comics, The Smooth, Bank Holiday, Weeeegeneration)
   
2. Erin (Sydney BM captain/Tornadoes)
   
3. Spoons (Netto, 3 Beards, Cosmic)
   
4. Jono (ELKs, Spring Break)
   
5. Chukker (Malice International, Degeneration)
   
6. Bill (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sitting Ducks, 3 Beards, Degeneration)
   

1. John H (Pesky Skids,Sons of Pesky Erections,Polo Erectus)
   
2. ATGNI (Ady Hacked Off)
   
3. TS (Big Wang Theory, #sckbrn)
   
4. Adrienne (Big Bush Bears, Polo Fiasco)
   
5. Benjamin
   
6. Gabes (Bicycle Stars Galactica, No Sympathy, Rotten Apples, Zombie/L'quiche/Bank Holiday/The Smooth, DTGPique)
   
7. Diceface (Acopolo)
   
8. Aufbruch (Nice Touch, Sparkle Motion and of course Spring Break)
   
9. JuAndCats (Acapolo, Sons of Olaf, Sons of Pesky Erections & Tina's Hen Night!!!)
   
10. Matt (Thor, CBG)
    
11. Crumb (Psyclone, Multiple Scoregasm)
    
12. Alexis (psyclone, Multiple scorgasm, Phils Stag do, Polo Prospects)
    
13. slamm (depending on work shenanigans) - SLAP
    
14. dt (FixedGearLondon, BAD, Concrete Kisses, SEX-E, TheAidanAndJasonAndDavePoloTeamInManchester, Vascas, DTGPique)
    
15. Luca (Thor)
    
16. Gormley (Spring Break)
    
17. Mayeut (SCP, Peinture French)
    
18. Ben (Le Maillet Jaune, The Team, Les Pea Cocks)
    
19. Bogey (Cream, CBG)
    
20. Ray (No Sympathy, ELKs, No Grammar)
    
21. Emmet (Massive Cogs, Dead Rappers)
    
22. zoe b (Boom Shakalak)
    
23. B (BAD, Dead Rappers)
    
24. Shane (Rathclaren Rovers)
    
25. Rich (Hacked Off)
    
26. ThomasFromParis (Polomotos, Rois mages, Peinture French, X-Rousses Slayers ok for being a team captain)
    
27. Josh (3guys10eyes, Imperial, Electric Cream)
    
28. Josh (JAH, Scoregasm, Tornadoes, Phils)
    
    

Captains

1. Max (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sick Buckets, Sick Zombie, L'Quiche, Comics, The Smooth, Bank Holiday, Weeeegeneration)
   
2. Erin (Sydney BM captain/Tornadoes)
   
3. Spoons (Netto, 3 Beards, Cosmic)
   
4. Jono (ELKs, Spring Break)
   
5. Chukker (Malice International, Degeneration)
   
6. Bill (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sitting Ducks, 3 Beards, Degeneration)
   

did cam seriously duck out because of being a closet Spring Breaker?

did cam seriously duck out because of being a closet Spring Breaker?

What a lightweight. Wussy. Part-timer. Dilletante. Amateur. Messer. Time-waster. Picanthrope.

1. John H (Pesky Skids,Sons of Pesky Erections,Polo Erectus)
   
2. ATGNI (Ady Hacked Off)
   
3. TS (Big Wang Theory, #sckbrn)
   
4. Adrienne (Big Bush Bears, Polo Fiasco)
   
5. Benjamin
   
6. Gabes (Bicycle Stars Galactica, No Sympathy, Rotten Apples, Zombie/L'quiche/Bank Holiday/The Smooth, DTGPique)
   
7. Diceface (Acopolo)
   
8. Aufbruch (Nice Touch, Sparkle Motion and of course Spring Break)
   
9. JuAndCats (Acapolo, Sons of Olaf, Sons of Pesky Erections & Tina's Hen Night!!!)
   
10. Matt (Thor, CBG)
    
11. Crumb (Psyclone, Multiple Scoregasm)
    
12. Alexis (psyclone, Multiple scorgasm, Phils Stag do, Polo Prospects)
    
13. slamm (depending on work shenanigans) - SLAP
    
14. dt (FixedGearLondon, BAD, Concrete Kisses, SEX-E, TheAidanAndJasonAndDavePoloTeamInManchester, Vascas, DTGPique)
    
15. Luca (Thor)
    
16. Gormley (Spring Break)
    
17. Mayeut (SCP, Peinture French)
    
18. Ben (Le Maillet Jaune, The Team, Les Pea Cocks)
    
19. Bogey (Cream, CBG)
    
20. Ray (No Sympathy, ELKs, No Grammar)
    
21. Emmet (Massive Cogs, Dead Rappers)
    
22. zoe b (Boom Shakalak)
    
23. B (BAD, Dead Rappers)
    
24. Shane (Rathclaren Rovers)
    
25. Rich (Hacked Off)
    
26. ThomasFromParis (Polomotos, Rois mages, Peinture French, X-Rousses Slayers ok for being a team captain)
    
27. Josh (3guys10eyes, Imperial, Electric Cream)
    
    

Captains

1. Max (Sick Buckets, Sick Zombie, L'Quiche, Comics, The Smooth, Bank Holiday, Weeeegeneration)
   
2. Erin (Tornadoes)
   
3. Spoons (Netto, 3 Beards, Cosmic)
   
4. Jono (ELKs, Spring Break)
   
5. Chukker (LAB, Southwest by Midwest, Malice International, JB Malice and Sons, Fifth International, Degeneration)
   
6. Bill (Sitting Ducks, 3 Beards, Degeneration)
   

Live draft ftw!

Live draft ftw!

Publicly viewable google doc ftw

Absolutely no fucking way. If it is, not only will I not captain, I will not play at all. Would you want to be the last person picked?

Max! It's evil.

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Wait, do you mean public live draw, or live draw, private to tourney organiser & captains?

Max means public to everyone, Vidal might mean public to captains.

I wouldn't partake if it were the former. Evil!

#okwithbeingpickedlastithappenedatschoolallthetime

Ditto, I've got over that pain a long time ago, couldn't care less when I get picked.

Nonetheless, it will be a private draft, the order will only be seen by the captains as they pick, so that no-one knows.

did cam seriously duck out because of being a closet Spring Breaker?

Yeah I'm not sure if he meant to take himself off the list...

Shame. He would have been at least a 3rd round draft pick for sure.

norris took joshdoesnothing off the list too

1. John H (Pesky Skids,Sons of Pesky Erections,Polo Erectus)
   
2. ATGNI (Ady Hacked Off)
   
3. TS (Big Wang Theory, #sckbrn)
   
4. Adrienne (Big Bush Bears, Polo Fiasco)
   
5. Benjamin
   
6. Gabes (Bicycle Stars Galactica, No Sympathy, Rotten Apples, Zombie/L'quiche/Bank Holiday/The Smooth, DTGPique, Vacas)
   
7. Diceface (Acopolo)
   
8. Aufbruch (Nice Touch, Sparkle Motion and of course Spring Break, London GM BM Coach)
   
9. JuAndCats (Acapolo, Sons of Olaf, Sons of Pesky Erections & Tina's Hen Night!!!)
   
10. Matt (Thor, CBG)
    
11. Crumb (Psyclone, Multiple Scoregasm)
    
12. Alexis (psyclone, Multiple scorgasm, Phils Stag do, Polo Prospects)
    
13. slamm (depending on work shenanigans) - SLAP
    
14. dt (FixedGearLondon, BAD, Concrete Kisses, SEX-E, TheAidanAndJasonAndDavePoloTeamInManchester, Vacas, DTGPique)
    
15. Luca (Thor)
    
16. Gormley (Spring Break, London Pride)
    
17. Mayeut (SCP, Peinture French)
    
18. Ben (Le Maillet Jaune, The Team, Les Pea Cocks)
    
19. Bogey (Cream, CBG)
    
20. Ray (No Sympathy, ELKs, No Grammar)
    
21. Emmet (Massive Cogs, Dead Rappers)
    
22. zoe b (Boom Shakalak)
    
23. B (BAD, Dead Rappers)
    
24. Shane (Rathclaren Rovers)
    
25. Rich (Hacked Off)
    
26. ThomasFromParis (Polomotos, Rois mages, Peinture French, X-Rousses Slayers ok for being a team captain)
    
27. Josh (3guys10eyes, Imperial, Electric Cream)
    
28. Josh (JAH, Scoregasm, Tornadoes, Phils)
    
    

Captains

1. Max (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sick Buckets, Sick Zombie, L'Quiche, Comics, The Smooth, Bank Holiday, Weeeegeneration, London Pride, Vacas, Zombie Uprising)
   
2. Erin (Sydney BM captain/Tornadoes)
   
3. Spoons (Netto, 3 Beards, Cosmic)
   
4. Jono (ELKs, Spring Break)
   
5. Chukker (LAB, Southwest by Midwest, Malice International, JB Malice and Sons, Fifth International, Degeneration)
   
6. Bill (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sitting Ducks, 3 Beards, Degeneration)
   

That's a dangerous game, Max, especially when you are so poorly positioned.

That's a dangerous game, Max, especially when you are so poorly positioned.

i don't follow? i fixed the list..

do you think a team of 5 will revolt against their captain Bill?

norris took joshdoesnothing off the list too

Shit, sorry, not sure how that happened. I just copied and pasted. Weird.

1. TS (Big Wang Theory, #sckbrn)
   
   

^ Accidental?

do you think a team of 5 will revolt against their captain Bill?

hmm. Not if I get them young enough.

1. John H (Pesky Skids,Sons of Pesky Erections,Polo Erectus)
   
2. ATGNI (Ady Hacked Off)
   
3. TS (Big Wang Theory, #sckbrn)
   
4. Adrienne (Big Bush Bears, Polo Fiasco)
   
5. Benjamin
   
6. Gabes (Bicycle Stars Galactica, No Sympathy, Rotten Apples, Zombie/L'quiche/Bank Holiday/The Smooth, DTGPique, Vacas)
   
7. Diceface (Acopolo)
   
8. Aufbruch (Nice Touch, Sparkle Motion and of course Spring Break, London GM BM Coach)
   
9. JuAndCats (Acapolo, Sons of Olaf, Sons of Pesky Erections & Tina's Hen Night!!!)
   
10. Matt (Thor, CBG)
    
11. Crumb (Psyclone, Multiple Scoregasm)
    
12. Alexis (psyclone, Multiple scorgasm, Phils Stag do, Polo Prospects)
    
13. slamm (depending on work shenanigans) - SLAP
    
14. dt (FixedGearLondon, BAD, Concrete Kisses, SEX-E, TheAidanAndJasonAndDavePoloTeamInManchester, Vacas, DTGPique)
    
15. Luca (Thor)
    
16. Gormley (Spring Break, London Pride)
    
17. Mayeut (SCP, Peinture French)
    
18. Ben (Le Maillet Jaune, The Team, Les Pea Cocks)
    
19. Bogey (Cream, CBG)
    
20. Ray (No Sympathy, ELKs, No Grammar)
    
21. Emmet (Massive Cogs, Dead Rappers)
    
22. zoe b (Boom Shakalak)
    
23. B (BAD, Dead Rappers)
    
24. Shane (Rathclaren Rovers)
    
25. Rich (Hacked Off)
    
26. ThomasFromParis (Polomotos, Rois mages, Peinture French, X-Rousses Slayers ok for being a team captain)
    
27. Josh (3guys10eyes, Imperial, Electric Cream)
    
28. Josh (JAH, Scoregasm, Tornadoes, Phils)
    
    

Captains

1. Max (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sick Buckets, Sick Zombie, L'Quiche, Comics, The Smooth, Bank Holiday, Weeeegeneration, London Pride, Vacas, Zombie Uprising)
   
2. Erin (Sydney BM captain/Tornadoes)
   
3. Spoons (Netto, 3 Beards, Cosmic)
   
4. Jono (ELKs, Spring Break)
   
5. Chukker (LAB, Southwest by Midwest, Malice International, JB Malice and Sons, Fifth International, Degeneration)
   
6. Bill (Age v Beauty BM captain, Sitting Ducks, 3 Beards, Degeneration)
   

1. John H (Pesky Skids,Sons of Pesky Erections,Polo Erectus)
   
2. ATGNI (Ady Hacked Off)
   
3. TS (Big Wang Theory, #sckbrn)
   
4. Adrienne (Big Bush Bears, Polo Fiasco)
   
5. Benjamin
   
6. Gabes (Bicycle Stars Galactica, No Sympathy, Rotten Apples, Zombie/L'quiche/Bank Holiday/The Smooth, DTGPique, Vacas)
   
7. Diceface (Acopolo)
   
8. Aufbruch (Nice Touch, Sparkle Motion and of course Spring Break, London GM BM Coach)
   
9. JuAndCats (Acapolo, Sons of Olaf, Sons of Pesky Erections & Tina's Hen Night!!!)
   
10. Matt (Thor, CBG)
    
11. Crumb (Psyclone, Multiple Scoregasm)
    
12. Alexis (psyclone, Multiple scorgasm, Phils Stag do, Polo Prospects)
    
13. slamm (depending on work shenanigans) - SLAP
    
14. dt (FixedGearLondon, BAD, Concrete Kisses, SEX-E, TheAidanAndJasonAndDavePoloTeamInManchester, Vacas, DTGPique)
    
15. Luca (Thor)
    
16. Gormley (Spring Break, London Pride)
    
17. Mayeut (SCP, Peinture French)
    
18. Ben (Le Maillet Jaune, The Team, Les Pea Cocks)
    
19. Bogey (Cream, CBG)
    
20. Ray (No Sympathy, ELKs, No Grammar)
    
21. Emmet (Massive Cogs, Dead Rappers)
    
22. zoe b (Boom Shakalak)
    
23. B (BAD, Dead Rappers)
    
24. Shane (Rathclaren Rovers)
    
25. Rich (Hacked Off)
    
26. ThomasFromParis (Polomotos, Rois mages, Peinture French, X-Rousses Slayers ok for being a team captain)
    
27. Josh (3guys10eyes, Imperial, Electric Cream)
    
28. Josh (JAH, Scoregasm, Tornadoes, Phils)
    
    

Captains

1. Max (Age v Beauty BM winning captain, Sick Fuckets, Suck Zombie, L'Quiche, Comics, The Smooth, Wank Holiday, Weeeegeneration, London Pride, Vacas, Zombie Uprising)
   
2. Erin (Sydney BM captain/Tornadoes)
   
3. Spoons (Netto, 3 Beards, Cosmic)
   
4. Jono (ELKs, Spring Break)
   
5. Chukker (LAB, Southwest by Midwest, Malice International, JB Malice and Sons, Fifth International, Degeneration)
   
6. Bill (Age v Beauty BM losing captain, Sitting Ducks, 3 Beards, Degeneration)
   

^Sandbagger

^ Accidental?

they never even played!

they never even played!

Sick burn!

We played at BFF 2010, you giant steaming cock flange... Dale, Aram and me...