break-in(?)

My mate got mugged and beaten up once, when she reported it to the police she said he was black. Is that racist?

I got the shit kicked out me by a car load of yoots, when I went to the police station to report it the copper (who was black) interviewing me said "was it black lads?" I said "no two white, one black and one asian" the coppers face cracked up and he said "HAHAHA! ...well you cant say it was racially motivated then eh!, eh!"

needless to say, the police didn't bother with it, got a letter from an MP saying sorry you were the victim of a crime in my area. ..wanker

They only live in the oceans, inland seas, and major lakes, look closely:

are there really blue people?

yeah, in Scotland

unless they have been to one of the many tanning shops - gran tanaria - tannerife - tanzerote

for real?

This guy apparently took some silver stuff that made him blue

Papa Smurf.

Yes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Von_Luschan's_chromatic_scale

Numbers 1 and 2 might want to see a GP.

Papa Smurf.

Grover?

@dooks - "An often clumsy negotiation towards a formally inclusive language" is how Lee defines political correctness at the start of his sketch. I'd go along with that completely and it's the clumsiness of it that I have problems with because it can do more harm than good. And also has the potential to exclude as much as include.

As for my reply all I saw was 'bullshit' before your edited your post and added in the rest. So hardy surprising that I was patronising. What did you expect me to say? Oh, yes, thanks it is bullshit, giggle. Another good example of things being 'lost in translation'.

Fair enough. Apologies for bad quoting skills on my part. I don't think we're a million miles apart on this one to be honest.

^ Cool dooks, anyone who hasn't seen the sketch it is very funny. However, not being allowed to have an electric fire in the bath in case queers see it is a very salient point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAOCVwLrXo

are there really blue people?

Has this been resolved yet?

i watched this movie

8/10

He can't even stay awake to finish his post. What do you expect?

Must spred....

i watched this movie

8/10

^ Tibbs and Sumo?

^Now that's actually funny.

anyone who hasn't seen the sketch it is very funny.

But not as funny as Jeremy Hardy covering the same ground.

I got the shit kicked out me by a car load of yoots, when I went to the police station to report it the copper (who was black) interviewing me said "was it black lads?" I said "no two white, one black and one asian" the coppers face cracked up and he said "HAHAHA! ...well you cant say it was racially motivated then eh!, eh!"

...sounds like an edgy Benneton campaign

Can't rep you.

Latest news - one of my neighbours was shot at by members of Loyal Soldiers last night. Only round the corner. I actually drove past when the police was swooping the area.. It's getting grim again around here.

:$

It's some sort of turf war escalating recently. I think some local elders came out of jail and stepped up the game.
I'm just worried for my step-son. Someone's after him, but he doesn't want "to snitch". Stupid kids...
We'll talk when I see you.

...sounds like an edgy Benneton campaign

Gold

Can't rep you.

Yes, you can.