break-in(?)

^prisons?

They're all the bloody same, that lot

^prisons?

Nothing that sophisticated

I like all the kinds of people.

You've got no choice though, really.

What does that mean, you horrible English bastard?

After 210 posts of utterly offensive bullshit because the OP used the word black in their post you will all be glad to know that this is the first thread ever that i am putting on ignore. Enjoy yourselves you sad and ignorant people.

Anyway, I can't be racist as I have slept with atleast 6 black chicks and I have a black godson, who funnily enough lives in Brixton so stick that in yer jerk chicken and smoke it! Hang, on, I've got that wrong....

How did you fit it in there?

Ha, you always have a little extra pomposity left in reserve don't you tester?

He gets it from me for a very reasonable 3 and 6 per jar. By the way, this month's order of acidic cynicism is in the post ;)

If describing a situation involving people, like a traffic altercation for example, to set the scene and give whomever is listening a mental image of what I actually saw I'll often throw a few descriptors in like race, build, clothing. If this makes me racist then so be it. Although frankly I believe that accusing someone of being racist for this is beyond ridiculous.

We are visual creatures, our first port of call in our senses is sight. Racism is about inference, intent to be malicious, not simply saying what you see.

After 210 posts of utterly offensive bullshit because the OP used the word black in their post you will all be glad to know that this is the first thread ever that i am putting on ignore. Enjoy yourselves you sad and ignorant people.

You mean you haven't got The Wallets Thread on ignore? Get with the programme...douchebag!!

^ Wallet.

^ Pellet

^ Mallet.

^ Pallet

^ Sallet.

googles 'sallet'

It's a medieval way of calling you a helmet. :)

Look at the bigger picture: How often do YOU see the good, positive and cerebral endeavours

More than you'd expect, probably. Given that my main media consumption consists of Radio 4, the black people most prominent in my consciousness are Benjamin Zephaniah, Felix Dexter & Reginald D Hunter, all of them good, positive and cerebral. Of course, I also get exposed to very bad and negative types like Trevor Phillips and Diane Abbott, but I try not to let them colour my judgement of an entire racial group.

It's a medieval way of calling you a helmet. :)

Don't mention helmets, you might provoke an argument.

The thing is, if the OP had omitted the perp's race, would this thread have been inundated with requests for said information?

"HHH you said the guy was in your house trespassing, but what I really need to know at the moment is what was his ethnic beckground?"

Most of what I see is /uneducated/grime spittin/pant's worn around the batty/caps with labels still on/muggings/fried chicken/gold/cyrstal/bitches/drugs and a street swagger. That is what irks. What about the black middle classes?

Classist

YouTube - ‪Yellow Gameshow Kid Question!!...(Answer fail) NOT FUNNY‬‏

Awkward.

I like all the kinds of people.

You sound fucking desperate, mate.

More than you'd expect, probably. Given that my main media consumption consists of Radio 4, the black people most prominent in my consciousness are Benjamin Zephaniah, Felix Dexter & Reginald D Hunter, all of them good, positive and cerebral. Of course, I also get exposed to very bad and negative types like Trevor Phillips and Diane Abbott, but I try not to let them colour my judgement of an entire racial group.

That Darcus Howe's a cunt too

The thing is, if the OP had omitted the perp's race, would this thread have been inundated with requests for said information?

"HHH you said the guy was in your house trespassing, but what I really need to know at the moment is what was his ethnic beckground?"

But would some-one really ask such a question, unless it was OB? No, they'd ask "What did he look like?" and the response would obviously be "He was a black geezer"

I always tease my wife when she asks how someone looked like - I answer "Just like Denzel Washington".

It's kinda in-joke, because for her everyone fucking looks either like Robert De Niro or Dolph Lundgren for some reason (cue Jackie Chan joke from "Family Guy")..