Using Cars

Yeesh, you're an idiot.

Cool story bro. Why you trash talking?

Oh shit, one quick glance at your facebook page and it's obvious.

Cool story bro. Why you trash talking?

Because that what you will be when a driver notice you and decided to reverse.

Anyone who's not skitching has lost their edge. If anyone reading this has considered doing it, stop dicking around and get on with it. Do it. Get on your phucksie bike and do it.

And don't piss around with slow speeds and small vehicles. Get out there in the fast lane and grab onto the biggest motherfucking HGV you can find. Do it at night. Don't use foot retention or brakes - that's for pussies.

Do it. Skitch to the fucking precipice.

Do it.

Tonight.

Oh hello Mr Darwin, I don't believed we have met...

and the award for just about the stupidest fucking thread ever started in the history of the internets goes to...

seriously, shit off OP, you're giving the rest of us a bad name. in fact, can we get this twit banned for encouraging gross negligence and potentially lethal behaviour? you utter, utter waste of skin and organs.

/jesus, as much as i am loathe to admit it, joe might have a point.

and the award for just about the stupidest fucking thread ever started in the history of the internets goes to...

https://www.lfgss.com/thread67808.html

^jesus.

seriously?

/drinks self to death
//tho it is a bit troll-y and did a bit of a lol

I lean on females on hybrids at the lights. It saves me clipping out.

Oh ffs. TS was right. Meh.

Lean against my car and I'll throw your bike in the canal.

^this. Also prepare for me throwing old dried food thats been in my car since the early 90's at you

Oh ffs. TS was right. Meh.

repped

Dude you werent even born then!

I can haz more rep?

negged

;)

Anyone who's not skitching has lost their edge. If anyone reading this has considered doing it, stop dicking around and get on with it. Do it. Get on your phucksie bike and do it.

And don't piss around with slow speeds and small vehicles. Get out there in the fast lane and grab onto the biggest motherfucking HGV you can find. Do it at night. Don't use foot retention or brakes - that's for pussies.

Do it. Skitch to the fucking precipice.

Do it.

Tonight.

g.L.

Bugger. ^^

Also, BMMF almost had it until he said 'precipice'.

I skitch the dustcart all the time, the stopping and starting gets right up my nose though - as does the rotting veg and assorted shit.

For anyone who is still interested, I hear this article is the authority on skitching:

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Skitch-on-a-Bicycle-Grab-onto-a-moving-Car/

What if you're nowhere near a canal?

I'll drive to one.

if we get enough people together this is what i envisage.

1. yeesh skitching a lift off a van
   

2. i will then skitch a lift of yeesh, and so on and so on. once all cyclists in london are joined in the skitching conga....

3. profit

There's a pretty sweet example of it here: Which is where I got the idea from I think:

@ 2 minutes 38.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHRnA780WM

Although I think it's harder on a fixed gear.

Seeing as I quite politely asked the question, I'm surprised at all the macho big man answers. But in hindsight it's probably de facto on this forum.

I don't think you realise what a cliche you are. Your learning to ride from Lucas Brunelle 'tube videos?

We all watched those back in 2007. Around the same time some of us bought coloured Velocity rims, and courier bags, and kryptonite locks and carried our keys on chains and did skids etc. But we all knew that's not how you ride your bike every day.

Only a twat would think that.

I skitch no-handed, one foot spinning, the other hooked under the bumper of the car/truck or whatever

Its important to keep your hands free for texting, and one foot still clipped in so you can skid effectively in an emergency

...such as when you see another fixie fixie fixie and have to decide to nod, or hard-stare.

WAC.

Next.

Really funny how irate some people get on this forum…

It's a wind up post plain and simple.

Don't really need 10 + people saying the same thing…

Just ignore it.

^
ignored

I don't think he's a troll. Just dim.