For Sale: custom built fixe (new paint job+new parts

lol i work in a small bike shop in leyton

Yeah, bike Shack in front of TK.Maxx.
So you're actually aware of prices and stuff.... what's with the listing then?
It's just too damn clueless.

Mario Vaz can do you a better job for about £90 and you get to visit the best paint shop left in chistendom, before the rest of the bullshit 'Look into my eyes, I am selling a product, a bullshit product, a *Brand...*I said a BRAND...It's all new and sparkly and overtly pretentious and makes you want to puke in your mouth a little bit...''''...takes over...

Just a lovely man that has been painting frames for 40 years and knows pretty much every manufacture colorway that has come into existence over the that time...when Eddy Merckx was making Lance look like a gimp...

Not pretentious...just a good paint job...not trying not to be nice...but this is about as enthralling a paint job as magnolia wall paper...

If you do good paint jobs...ace...sell us that and not a 'fixie' branding idea...tell us how many times you coat the frame...flat it back...stopper it...flat it back again...guide coat...flat it back again...re stopper the remaining pin holes...flat it back...another guide coat...

we would be far happier with that ...tell us...

this is about as valid as the Danni Foffa (TM) Mix-your-fix 11 million colour combinations to colour coordinate your new fixie...

so fucking what...FFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

How much more fucking lifestyle bullshit do we have to get rammed down our throats...YOu WAnt ThIS FIxie...Don't you...in a agonisingly bad shade of metallic blue with out much glosss.....It looks rattle canned...

and not well....if you are using a paint gun and a compressor...you aren't very good at painting...you are trying to punt a run of the mill conversion frame (WITH MUDGUARD EYELETS) with some un famous parts on ...that you have also painted to detract from their averageness....the frame is bog standard, the paint job almost as average.

Its offensive to offer such a thing at £650....thats not a lot of bike for a lot of bike money...why buy this when you can have a 1954 legnano track painted in paramount team colours for £250?

rant over...good luck.

"Prise - 650"

Prise - to extract with difficulty.

You took the words right out of my mouth......

What the hell is "Renault tubing"??

Rep to wingedangel! Word. Listen mr paintjob, write to the forum bosses and ask very nicely if they'll delete this abomination of a thread. Then start again.

Those soft porn photos.... gaaah... with the closeup on the saddle tag (you left the tag on the saddle?) ... the shitty photo angles ... the price ... the 'oh I'm just selling this to promote my spray business'. 'Fixie'. All a total massive fail, you will be a meme by sundown.

Best of luck trying to break into the 'fixie' business, it's a fucking dreamland those guys like foffa, asm and create are driving goddamn Veyrons and hanging with classy hookers in hot tubs and snorting so much cocaine now...

puts entire forum on ignore for today

Well that's told him.

how much did you pay for the studio pictures???

Please Skully don't hurt 'em!

and not well....if you are using a paint gun and a compressor...you aren't very good at painting...you are trying to punt a run of the mill conversion frame (WITH MUDGUARD EYELETS)...

Hey hey hey, don't be dissin' the mudguard eyelets.

I agree with Ed on this one...

Rep to wingedangel! Word. Listen mr paintjob, write to the forum bosses and ask very nicely if they'll delete this abomination of a thread. Then start again.

Those soft porn photos.... gaaah... with the closeup on the saddle tag (you left the tag on the saddle?) ... the shitty photo angles ... the price ... the 'oh I'm just selling this to promote my spray business'. 'Fixie'. All a total massive fail, you will be a meme by sundown.

Best of luck trying to break into the 'fixie' business, it's a fucking dreamland those guys like foffa, asm and create are driving goddamn Veyrons and hanging with classy hookers in hot tubs and snorting so much cocaine now...

puts entire forum on ignore for today

Repped.

;)

Dibs the mudguard eyelets please.

meme by sundown

The new album from insert LA chart emo band here

Ithanguverrymudge.

DoH! I'm not meant to be here. But I have no work.

Just noticed it's actually a 'FIXE' not a 'FIXIE'. Awesome, more French.

"Fixe" means cool in Portuguese.
Was that^ information useful for anything?.. I don't think so.

well its safe to say this guy wont be returning...

"Fixe" means cool in Portuguese.
Was that^ information useful for anything?.. I don't think so.

Fixe story bro

^ Would rep you, but I can't remember how...

^ rep.

Anyway, leaving the tags on makes it look cool and stolen... isn't that what the kids do these days?

Yes deer.

Mario Vaz can do you a better job for about £90 and you get to visit the best paint shop left in chistendom, before the rest of the bullshit 'Look into my eyes, I am selling a product, a bullshit product, a *Brand...*I said a BRAND...It's all new and sparkly and overtly pretentious and makes you want to puke in your mouth a little bit...''''...takes over...

Just a lovely man that has been painting frames for 40 years and knows pretty much every manufacture colorway that has come into existence over the that time...when Eddy Merckx was making Lance look like a gimp...

Not pretentious...just a good paint job...not trying not to be nice...but this is about as enthralling a paint job as magnolia wall paper...

If you do good paint jobs...ace...sell us that and not a 'fixie' branding idea...tell us how many times you coat the frame...flat it back...stopper it...flat it back again...guide coat...flat it back again...re stopper the remaining pin holes...flat it back...another guide coat...

we would be far happier with that ...tell us...

this is about as valid as the Danni Foffa (TM) Mix-your-fix 11 million colour combinations to colour coordinate your new fixie...

so fucking what...FFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

How much more fucking lifestyle bullshit do we have to get rammed down our throats...YOu WAnt ThIS FIxie...Don't you...in a agonisingly bad shade of metallic blue with out much glosss.....It looks rattle canned...

and not well....if you are using a paint gun and a compressor...you aren't very good at painting...you are trying to punt a run of the mill conversion frame (WITH MUDGUARD EYELETS) with some un famous parts on ...that you have also painted to detract from their averageness....the frame is bog standard, the paint job almost as average.

Its offensive to offer such a thing at £650....thats not a lot of bike for a lot of bike money...why buy this when you can have a 1954 legnano track painted in paramount team colours for £250?

rant over...good luck.

Nice rant.

(Can I have my tenner now? Thanks)

aah, they never learn, do they

hey paulo
are you paulo from paulo's paintjobs living in the stratford area
bmx'er down at hellstone park / cannhall road ?
if you are there is already a thread for you on here. i set it up about 2 years back when we met. it's called paulo's paintjobs it might be worth resurecting that thread and abandoning this one.

https://www.lfgss.com/thread23597.html