This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Fair do's, I like to check.

Did what felt like a 50m skid across my frozen estate car park without falling off. Was probably only 5m.

Skid/7

You're a fucking idiot. Here's an actual scenario that played out:

Car hits me and drives off. I pull over, get phone out, text rego to my missus.
I ride on. Same car tries to run me down me again.
I ride on. Same car tries to hit me again.

Does that answer you question you fucking bell end or would you like it in pictures? Maybe you can lend me your crayons?

So now, you stupid cunt, I make a habit of noting car regos. Whether or not they come back for more I have a record of their details and can use it later to report shitty driving to roadsafe. Now fuck off back to your white van you thick prick.

Nah, I just lurk really.

Probably for the best, eh.

He does seem a spectacularly dim little pillock, doesn't he? I'm still not sure if it's unfunny bottom-feeder trolling or whether he's genuinely a cunt. Not entirely sure it matters anyway.

For someone who's chill and all about letting karma sort them out, princess up there loves an argument, which is handy for me because I much prefer feeding the odd troll than ignoring countless lurkers.

Ah we sure it's not just Hippy trolling himself?

I'm happy either way. I much rather slag off this cockwomble than read about another 11spd upgrade...

And go through the login process twice? umadbro?

Amen brother.

Hippy starts talking to himself, but by the time the words reach his perimeter and return, they sound like they're from another person standing a long way away.

Pulled up next to an older gent who was in the ASL on his mobility scooter at lights on Borough High Street. He looked over at my bike and announced 'mine does wheelies too you know'. The lights went green before I had the chance to offer him a fiver to prove it.

All in all, this is a pretty successful troll, forcing hippy to post lots ... oh, wait ...

I'm pretty sure I saw those two Brompton riders at Regents this morning, they did look very cheery. However they did not pass @6pt and I #boastpoast

You athlete.

Oh fuck I thought this was the Rapha thread, sorry

This picture is giving me corporate meeting bullshit PTSD anxiety.

Maybe I can offer you a buzzword to go with it. Let's take this offline.

Needs a motivational tagline. I think it's saying something like... Any hurdle can be overcome, as long as the hurdle is low enough.

I can't stop thinking through the phrase: 'Don't jump higher, make the hurdles lower!'

Don't lower the hurdle, raise the ground.

Hurdles are high. Push 'em over, they only get in the way.

The hurdles are only there because I'm a white male and the odds are stacked against me and who are you to take my gun away?

VOTE TRUMP!! MAGA!!! DRAIN THE SWAMp11!!!!! MAGA WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

-5
Car has a heater.
Took car.
fast&warm/10