This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Not a .com

Dot com has arrived and will build that over the weekend, just using my mates road bike for BHF London to Brighton and slowly get back to riding road bike before riding my new dot com.

my cousin was a postie before they sacked him for turfing your christams letters down a manhole.

i've never seen anyone eat so many rich tea biscuits. loved the fucking things he did.

/csc

Royal Mail van drivers are mostly stoners.
Massive over generalization there for which I offer no apology as I have found it to be true. In my experience

A stoner can drive like that.....

If they finish their round early they get to go home and watch Minder. Bloke in a pub told me. They have a round and it's up to them how fast they do it so they say " fly, my diesel beauty bird, fly!" and do their round with Ronin playing in their head.

Used to be like that.

my cousin was a postie before they sacked him for turfing your christams letters down a manhole.

i've never seen anyone eat so many rich tea biscuits. loved the fucking things he did.

/csc

probably tastier and more nutritious if he'd have just eaten the chrimbo cards

Used to pass a royal mail van regularly outside Kennington post office that had Ja Rule or DMX blaring from it. The guy driving would always be rapping along, waving his hands about.

i often wondered if he opened them first and pilfered any cash that happened to be ensconced therein before hoofing them into the thames... he also spent a kings ransom on star trek box sets (vhs).

/this side of my family are from staines.

A friends boyfriend left the RM before being sacked for 'Lucky Dipping'

A friends boyfriend left the RM before being sacked for 'Lucky Dipping'

Euph?

An old school mate of mine stole 659 packages whilst working as a postie, he got let off as he wrote a letter to the judge about changing his ways.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/3659054.stm

Hottest day of the year, Friday thirteenth, let's be extra special careful out there, .

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My mate was a postie and a stoner. He also got the sack for ransacking his sacks

Fuck all you cunts. I can't even ride a bike. Imagine how shitty my commutes are.

as evidenced by how many times you've fallen off it?

Ha. Freudian?

fuck all you cunts. I can't even ride a bike. Imagine how shitty my commutes are.

csb

So . very . many . douche bags!

Special award to race faced MTB guy in hi vis site safety gilet out of the saddle blasting through a populated pedestrian crossing on a Smurf Lane for ticking every single box.

cs7 by any chance? there was full faced mtb idiot on my commute in. arrived at e&c about 8ish.

Race face on this guy, not full face (as in "grrrr I'm a big scary bike guy get out of my urgent way meagre pedestrian scum").

ahh thought you meant like a full-faced race helmet. there was a lot of 'race-faces too. all seemingly wearing cheap hi-viz t-shirts, all riding with bent elbows so their faces were cm from their stems onshit bikes with a penchant for undertaking, swerving around cyclists by looking as they pull out by 2 feet and for wedging in non-existent gaps at lights.

i fucking hate leaving for work late. :(

Hi Viz, hard hat wearing Clear Channel employee manning some tediously unfunny billboard that required the services of a crane on the kennington road / westminster bridge road, cheerily conforming to every stereotype about 'tradesmen' by openly ogling women/girls crossing the road, one of which couldn't have been older than 12. creepy.

Commuted by (motor)bike today.

When I went into a gap that I'd have fitted in on a real bike but totally didn't, white van man @ sydenham savacentre reaches out, flips in his wing mirror, and wishes me on my way!

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Burn hi...oh

my thoughts exactly

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Guy in his car driving down the bus lane while on his phone, being followed by a police car. For some reason this seemed to be ok.