This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Had that yesterday evening. Fat bint pushing a buggy, dashes across at red man, rather than wait a few seconds for the lights to change. 'That's it!' I called. 'Teach them good habits, you fucking dozy cunt!'

In case you're in any doubt, such misogynistic posts are going to get you banned.

When people on here are warning you, you should guess that you've been reported and it means I'm going to do something.

I usually don't warn people, but you're getting this one warning so don't get uppity about it... heed it. Take the sexist rubbish elsewhere or better still just don't go there.

Take the sexist rubbish elsewhere or better still just don't go there.

Too late I think...

Yeah, I saw the preceding post and facepalmed.

In case you're in any doubt, such misogynistic posts are going to get you banned.

When people on here are warning you, you should guess that you've been reported and it means I'm going to do something.

I usually don't warn people, but you're getting this one warning so don't get uppity about it... heed it. Take the sexist rubbish elsewhere or better still just don't go there.

'Misogynistic'?

HAHAHAH !!!!!

Fuck you, cunt.

Delete my account. No wait .. I'll do it.

You fucking thick cunt.

pfff

Can't find a way to delete account. So please ...

1. delete my account
   
2. learn what the fuck 'misogynist' means, you mindless mangina.
   

Here we go... Evry teim.

Fuck off Wayne, you flouncy little cunt.

See you again soon though, I guess.

spectacular!

come back soon!

Seems a bit unnecessary, no?

blows kisses

He didn't even get to talk about his 1 rep maximum, or amazing MMA abilities this time.

'Misogynistic'?

HAHAHAH !!!!!

Fuck you, cunt.

Delete my account. No wait .. I'll do it.

You fucking thick cunt.

Definitely...

"Very nice totty"
"I don't share this 'reverence' for mothers"
"Fat bint"

That's just the last few posts you've made, and is there a single positive, or even not-derogatory reference to a woman? Nope, not one.

And you can't delete your account, technical limitation in the forum software. But I can ban you... so feel free to enjoy that.

Hottest day of the year, Friday thirteenth, let's be extra special careful out there, pulled up behind a Mail van, no indicators or hazards, middle of the road, fuck all, knew something was iffy so hung well back and he swerved off and accelerated away. Spidey senses ftw.

^^ haha fucking crybaby.

Friday popcorn is kicking off a bit early today isn't it?

This morning's commute; blissfully easy going, I love it when the sun's out - perfect excuse to roll along slowly enjoying the view rather than the usual rat race.

What the hell was going on last night, everyone at each other, cyclists, cars, buses, motorbikes. So many cars driving up the bus lane in an effort to overtake stationary traffic, then not be able to get back in. A Guy carrying a picture frame on his handle bars trying to go around E&C roundabout. Madness

Yeah, Euston Road was a cluster fuck last night. No idea why - there's usually an accident up the road to blame but I didn't see anything.

^^ haha fucking crybaby.

Hey! Leave crybabies out of this!

Ban all wankers

First day riding my mates road bike and it feels so strange...

Not a .com

'Misogynistic'?

HAHAHAH !!!!!

Fuck you, cunt.

Delete my account. No wait .. I'll do it.

You fucking thick cunt.

Woah this hot weather is getting to some people

Hottest day of the year, Friday thirteenth, let's be extra special careful out there, pulled up behind a Mail van, no indicators or hazards, middle of the road, fuck all, knew something was iffy so hung well back and he swerved off and accelerated away. Spidey senses ftw.

Royal mail van?

Think so, red but no livery. I ride past the sorting office, some of the lorry drivers are a bit crazy.

Think so, red but no livery. I ride past the sorting office, some of the lorry drivers are a bit crazy.

You sir, are the master of understatement.

Royal Mail van drivers are mostly stoners.
Massive over generalization there for which I offer no apology as I have found it to be true. In my experience

If they finish their round early they get to go home and watch Minder. Bloke in a pub told me. They have a round and it's up to them how fast they do it so they say " fly, my diesel beauty bird, fly!" and do their round with Ronin playing in their head.