Hiplok: A new hipster lock

my dad was working on the house once and drilled a hole in the wall and then he crossed the room to get the parts he needed to attach the bracket he bought and walked back tripped on the drill cord and fell into the wall, wedding ring finger went in the hole and snapped clean off at the wedding ring. the snapped part falling into the wall cavity, so he just put the bracket up and left his finger in the wall

true story.

D-Lock in belt, sorted.

Oh really?

http://oi54.tinypic.com/104nc5h.jpg

true story.

I once tripped on the wire while drilling naked. Fell over and the hamster got stuck in my sphincter. True story.

I had a similar experience when food shopping, but with a bottle of Heinz Ketchup. The A&E medic had a hard time believing Sainsburys sold them with condoms on though.

Why condom? Sexually Transmitted Dish?

I once tripped on the wire while drilling naked. Fell over and the hamster got stuck in my sphincter. True story.

thats weird as i once tripped on the wire while drilling naked. Fell over and i got my sphincter. stuck on a hamster

True story.

thats weird as i once tripped on the wire while drilling naked. Fell over and i got my sphincter. stuck on a hamster

That's weird; I was once anally pleasuring myself with a hamster, tripped and pushed a drill through the wall.

I had a similar experience when food shopping, but with a bottle of Heinz Ketchup. The A&E medic had a hard time believing Sainsburys sold them with condoms on though.

hiplok, really interested in one, who has one? would you recommend it?

Anyone? i know EEI has one, tired it on and it was very comfortable.

Yes, I haz one and likes it.

That's weird; I was once anally pleasuring myself with a hamster, tripped and pushed a drill through the wall.

How strange, I was idly running around in my wheel when my owner was drilling he fell, knocked my cage over, sent me tumbling and I ended up embedded in his anus.

Yes, I haz one and likes it.

No you don't.

I have been using one for about a month now.
Its a great lock, no complaints.

I saw someone riding with one of these yesterday. Looked like a prick. Gunned every light but ran out of puff by the next set.

For the record - I was not on my bike yesterday, repeat - not on my bike. I was driving with Pina on the back, delivering it to a happy customer.

I saw someone riding with one of these yesterday. Looked like a prick. Gunned every light but ran out of puff by the next set.

Must be a shit lock. Thanks for sharing.

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What frame he was on, just so we know which one to avoid? I bet it was Mash.

Must be a shit lock. Thanks for sharing.

NP buddy! If it makes you feel better his bike wasn't worth stealing.

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What frame he was on, just so we know which one to avoid? I bet it was Mash.

Some hunk of junk

http://www.speedconcept.fr/sc/contenu/routes/cervelo2010/img1280/P4.jpg

Pah, only a hipster would ride such a monstrosity.

Some hunk of junk

That was Adoubletap

Product safety lawsuits,
demented relatives with guns,
Jesus Christ.

shit haiku.

Fuck me, can the puerile sexism on here get any lower.

+1 so sick of this shit.
+1 punch to the face of the fucker who asked her for less product reviews, more photos in the comments on her page.

Yeah, I'm wondering what people think of the security rating. I have an opportunity to get one and came on here to research the silver sold secure rating. Is it enough to have this lock + a krypto mini d for the front wheel? I am sick of carrying two locks, it hurts my back!

Then I saw all the talk about breaking your body if you fall while wearing one. I do have to say I'm a little concerned as it doesn't fit around my waist but my hips, but I think it's too high up for me to land on if I come off.

Undecided...

...will wait for the Internet to spake.