The london trick beef? a.k.a 5th Floor Fixie Crew Implosion

Max gotz disillusioned with the whole scene and sold his Cannondale.
He is a salesman in the suburbs now.

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*) hope you're old enough to get the reference

You bloody haberdasher!

Max sold his Shamondale? Presumably there is a happy farmer out there with a rather large gate he got on the cheap.

• I don't give a monkey's arsehole about Mods and Rockers. Underneath, we're all the same, 'n't we?

• No, Kev, that's it. Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.

You (sic) just can't think straight that's all (sick).

Your god (if they exist) is evil

I though that was the norm for all (questionable existence) gods

• I don't give a monkey's arsehole about Mods and Rockers. Underneath, we're all the same, 'n't we?

• No, Kev, that's it. Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.

you setppin'? Cause you is crusin' for a brusin' señor fruitbatty boy.

You get me?

You callin' me batty? Hell yeah, I needs that brusin'.

Hey Fruit where's Max? We need his roundhouse kicks all over this shit.

Max sold his Shamondale? Presumably there is a happy farmer out there with a rather large gate he got on the cheap.

Max decided he was a roadie after all, left his job, went back to mum, didn't pay his fines or bills, and left me to sort out the bailiffs.

min-c

the slowest roadie ever

Tim, that is pretty appalling - small claims court time?

It seems he owes money everywhere, and has rinsed out the goodwill of nearly everyone he knows.

What fines did he have - I can't imagine he rode his bike enough to get any road fines.

Parking fines?

Anyone googled "5th floor crew" recently?
This thread is pretty near the top.
Wonder how the rest of the 'crew' are feeling about d14vd_h having had a hand in stretching this out so far?

well seeing as 5 of them were involved in the assault, probably annoyed.

But then David doesn't seem the sharpest knife in the draw to even have responded.

i dont know why we are taking the piss

this looks amazing

http://fixie-factory.com/tag/5th-floor-crew

is it too late to join the johnnycomelatelys?

People in Nottingham really know how to bury the hatchet. Just ask Brian Harvey (E17).

I take it Bryan Harvey lives in East London? (E17) Is he in th fifth Element? OooPsY! I mean fifthfloor Massive posse jobbie ??? LOL ....... Shit Im piss takin Id better go before I take beatins from the Fifth Element floor bretherns an I get a cap popped in my ginner ass and fed to the piggies so there's no evidence . I mean this David must be an absolute nutter if he texts this Loic bloke and was insaine enough to threaten to KILL him in a text that has now been posted on here on t'interwebnet thing for me you , HELL EVERYBODY to see (includin' the 5-0) .......... either that or very , very , very silly ? ;)

So, a few people had a bit of a fight. The only reson we are talking about it is because they happen to own bikes. Its not our buisness what they did. Most people on here have probably ended up in a bit of a scrap at some point in there lives so cant really be as judgemental as they are being.

The 5th floor lot used to come up to norths. They are nice lads. Keep on having fun riding your bikes wether it be doing tricks or riding to the shops.

Nice boys gone bad, Pink... Very bad indeed...

#justbeentowests

Not so much of a fight, more suicide by internet.

What's the betting they did high fives and chestbumps and said "shit just got real" after the incident in question?

Nice boys gone bad

New ITV series?

Nah, this is the fist-bumping generation

Tim, that is pretty appalling - small claims court time?

It seems he owes money everywhere, and has rinsed out the goodwill of nearly everyone he knows.

What fines did he have - I can't imagine he rode his bike enough to get any road fines.

RLJing ( I think). It's over and done now, if I need to have a rant then there's an appropriate thread. Didn't use it this morning because of posts by you and Nhatt.
Best wishes again to your dad.

Tim

Thanks for the kind words

Such a shame that Max saw fit to take the piss.

Hopefully he will do right at some point.

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I'd always had you down as Typhoon, Wayne: