The london trick beef? a.k.a 5th Floor Fixie Crew Implosion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VTXMBeC8Q

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All padded out with minor derail attempts such as haiku culminating in EEI hiding out with Yardie bodyguards (not sure that this was related to the haiku).

I had two steaks for dinner (payday), I'm good for beef.

Fuck me! I just watched a show, 'Britan's most dangerous bla bla bla or something...' where they picked up a guy and arrested him for threatening to kill his mate.

oh yeah, I forgot to mention, this is fucking retarded!

what's that video called where there's this guy bitchin on the phone about a woman jumping the queue in a 'fast food' restaurant and then she gets her boyfriend in and he smashes the guy on the phone in the head?

what's that video called where there's this guy bitchin on the phone about a woman jumping the queue in a 'fast food' restaurant and then she gets her boyfriend in and he smashes the guy on the phone in the head?

'Carry on 5th Floor Crew'

Loic was a "member" of the 5th floor "crew". They parted ways on bad terms.
Loic trolls them online, pretends to be David leaving comments on Prolly's blog. Something was said about Davids wife.
Another "member" of the 5th floor arranges to meet Loic to buy a frame off him. 5 of them turn up and David punches him in the face and others attack him while on the floor.
Then this thread was started, David says you should expect to get assaulted if you troll online.
Now it appears David also threatened to kill Loic for telling the police via a text.

Who's this David fella, is he on here?

Wow ! just finished reading 15 pages ! which is hard for me (Im ginger!) very entertaining.....we dont do this sort of heavy shite in nottingham , we just shoot each other ! ;] Fixed gear gang bangin . drive by attacks with crank arms if youve got rep it has to be profile , redline et al .

Who's this David fella, is he on here?

This melt.

https://www.lfgss.com/member3979.html

^ yeah, him

Careful, he might threaten to kill you.

Wow ! just finished reading 15 pages ! which is hard for me (Im ginger!) very entertaining.....we dont do this sort of heavy shite in nottingham , we just shoot each other ! ;] Fixed gear gang bangin . drive by attacks with crank arms if youve got rep it has to be profile , redline et al .

People in Nottingham really know how to bury the hatchet. Just ask Brian Harvey (E17).

'Carry on 5th Floor Crew'

ta, think i have that one on vhs like.

This would never happen on Pinkbike.

This would never happen on Pinkbike.

Where're Kinesistic and nowhere fast when you need them?

This whole thing could've been avoided if d4^10_h had posed as a moderator from another site in the first place....

Tbh I think I'm just gonna smack myself in the head rather than read the pages I've missed.

Your wives can all smoke my underdeveloped pole.

Do a skid. Woo.

Hoo

Are these guys on twitter?

Your wife is ugly. Your god (if they exist) is evil. Your husband is having an affair.
There are probably a few more insult bases I should cover , but that will do for now.

you setppin'? Cause you is crusin' for a brusin' señor fruitbatty boy.

You get me?

Hey Fruit where's Max? We need his roundhouse kicks all over this shit.

Every time I read something with '5th floor fixalong gang' or whatever in the title it justs ends up feeling like I've swallowed a gob full of brain sewage.