Tnrc 2011

Do your turn at the front or fuck off.

This is a social ride, FFS.

I'm out

This is a sociopath's ride, FFS.

back in

How many TNRC riders does it take to change a light bulb?

None are capable at the moment, but you could probably train 1 or 2.

Why did the TNRC rider cross the road?

Because it was Ludwig.

or the chicken?

if you're are out sean, i'm in . fuck you.

Tuesday March 15th The Widowmaker 19:09 at Waterloo (option for second train at 19:33 for fit dudes only)
trains home 22:54; 23:03; 23:24
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=4327090
A 29 miler. 3 major climbs including the 18% Whitedown. It's fairly familiar territory out in Surrey.

1. Clintsmoker
   
2. shoots
   
3. 6pt
   
4. Damo
   
5. Des
   
6. jonny
   
7. BMMF
   
8. middleofnowhere
   
9. Mr. Bear
   
10. pistolero (train 1 me finks due to lack of fitness)
    
11. furious tiles
    
12. smiff (rude not to - also train 1 for sure)
    
13. spin2win
    
14. fussballclub
    
15. will (fuck sean! he is off the list)
    
16. BenJam (train one when it comes to shotgunning)
    
17. Sam (will meet you there
    
18. jaygee
    
19. tika
    
20. Joe
    
21. Fox (first train also)
    
22. jenny (first train)(if numbers allow)
    
23. Skully
    
24. braker (first train fo sho)
    
25. Pinky
    
    

Waiting list:

• wools
  
• 
  
• Andrey
  
• Ramaye
  
• Gustav
  
• Calleva
  
• Marco
  
• laner
  
• Friday
  
• dave4 - 1st train, 2nd train, 2nd ride, whatever
  
• Cornelius Trainingfoot
  
• sean
  

Ha!

shit didn't see you were back in sean. oh well. you'll still get there as it is a HARD RIDE!!

Hard as fuck.

we be soft here, a long way in the season to go! yep we be all weak, though nearly came last in an audax today, hey ho...times are changing.

the ride that is

blah blah blah. you're all a bunch a cunts. ha ha

How does purple_mj deal with angry drivers at red lights?

He diffuses the situation.

What are benjam's chances of leading a ride?

He hasn't got a Hope.

(^comic effect only, benjam - feel free to volunteer as an assistant ride leader/assistant to the ride leader; we're doing ride leader & backstop shadowing this year)

The police arrested dancing james when he had all his lights flashing. They said it was indecent Exposure.

blah blah blah. you're all a bunch a cunts. ha ha

oooff!!

Bmmf

I have upgraded to the maxxd

Offensive exposure

Will, were you doing the route today when I saw you in Surrey?

Wow, I thought you lot would be in training and getting early nights dont you remember that the Tnrc Surrey hills route is tough one?

I'm waiting till it gets really fucking dark and cold before I go out training. It's just not the same otherwise.

If I stick my name in the list, even if I'm already sure that I will not get out there in exposure, will I be in better position to kiss the shadow of the leader's ass?

(^comic effect only, benjam - feel free to volunteer as an assistant ride leader/assistant to the ride leader; we're doing ride leader & backstop shadowing this year)

Would prefer to backstop (thus riding continuously, I actually dislike stopping at the top of hills) but fear you may unleash your road wrath upon me!