2012 Olympic Road Race

The advert is mental. Properly mental. There's a race on!

Who's this shirt front???

Bedwetters at the back......get Scoble out there!

"It's not going to be easy getting back on, I can see them trying to slow it down..."

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"Some slippery surfaces to be negotiated..."

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thousands!

100k to go, no breaks clear.

I wish our commentator would come out with something mildly amusing.

thousands!

Literally dozens are here to golf clap the girls home.

she was the puncture victim

"you can spend a lot of energy being on the back and then on the front"

"You can flick them off, to aid getting in and out..."

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"Just 25 square mm of rubber on the floor..."

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"It starts to twist and turn a lot more now, to Dorking..."

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USA are turning the screw at the front!

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funny looking front wheel puncture. I think maybe the mechanic had more of a clue, changing the rear wheel

"they really are turning the screw and are under the sword"
almost private eye fodder

"They really are turning the screw and putting the others to the sword"

Phwooarr!

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Snap!

What's Pooley doing? Helping no-one and sticking in the wind??

Crash!!!

bloody bmw drivers and their itchy horn fingers

A Brazilian in the ditch...

Sounds painful.

Been there, done that.

89.4km to go, approaching Box Hill.

Pooley looks twitchy, I reckon she's going to have a go.