2012 Olympic Road Race

Did you see the Chelsea stadium there, Clive? Did you get all excited?

I'm surprised so many cyclists were allowed to cycle in it's proximity

*referencetocuntsecurityguardsonfootballstadiumrides

^that's why there's so few women riding - half the peloton has been nicked, especially the Forrins.

Crash in the wet!

Fatty with the flag gettin in the way

They all go round the Princess Diana Roundabout Pond of Hope...

"The rain is spitting up, it's really coming up here... pools everywhere"
#porterisms

"Imagine those muscles, sprayed with water, for hour after hour..."

Steady on Chris, I'm getting a boner.

^Come on Lizzie?

"Round another one of those traffic calming islands..."

You mean a roundabout, Hugh?

I'm surprised so many cyclists were allowed to cycle in it's proximity

*referencetocuntsecurityguardsonfootballstadiumrides

They still had 3 lines of barriers and all their security cunts at he gates just in case.

Porter talking about Armistead coming from Otley.

Her webbed feet should come in handy in this rain then.

#dangerouslyinbred

I'd love to see Trixie Warwicks Bushy Park

Trixy Warwick? Wasn't she an Eighties porn star?

"Pooley is stripped down and ready for action..."

Jesus, Boardman, I'm getting leaky!

"The British riders are providing the bookends of the width..."

#porterisms

'Cook has got her sexface on and this is my turf, enter me at your own peril'

Dick Van Dyke! Go on girl!

'Cook has got her sexface on and this is my turf, enter me at your own peril'

I'm not typing fast enough! You beat me!

It must be difficult with your cock in your hand too

Dick Van Dyke! Go on girl!

Go on, Mary Poppins!

Keeping up with the Boardmanballs and Porterisms is tough work.

'Truly Scrumptious....you're truly, truly scrumptious...'

News!?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

They had to stop talking to get another tab in

'Empty seats'.......'thought to be corporate seats'

No shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Reggie Yates needs a kickin