What would jesus ride?

ffs, how is 'jesus' supposed to ride a bike if he's not real?

burn him!

Jesus was a real person, you silly. We only question his mother's stories covering her affairs prior to pregnancy.

What I wonder is; how much would Jesus pay for a second-hand PAC bag?

I heard she was a bit free and easy with her affections like.

We're taking this too literally. The OP means "any manufacturer of dairy products."

They also mentioned Romans in New Testament. They're real, though. There's Roman Rd in Bow.

Romans are cool. I have no beef with those from Rome.

Yes but is Bow real?

I can see it from my window, unless its a hologram

so is jesus real
i saw him in a movie

So the end of my road was blocked with Christians and their cars outside their place of worship, happens each Sunday...

I remember there was an article in America about the Christian parking on the cycle lane so they can go to church and was a huge fuss with other cyclists (especially when those Christian only live 20 minutes away by foot).

I remember there was an article in America about the Christian parking on the cycle lane so they can go to church and was a huge fuss with other cyclists (especially when those Christian only live 20 minutes away by foot).

It happens outside every church - no matter what denomination.

It's just more obvious outside all those Mickey Mouse temples which attract owners of white 4x4s.

Found it;

Some ‘compromise’! Millman deal allows church parking on Henry St. bike lane

Cyclist: get those church-goers out of our lane!

Evil Church goer;

As a carpenter jesus would probably ride a bamboo bike.

Or am I going too deep with this?

if you do go deep into it the christian position on looking after the environment isn't simple:
http://www.jri.org.uk/brief/christianchallenge.htm

darn church goers. us jews arent allowed to drive to synagogue!

yeah but you get to wear ace hats.

I was just agreeing with him. No need to crucify me.

I knew this would be a thorny issue

'cross

Surely he'd ride a cross bike?

Too much Merlot.

He had a 1/8 one of these.

Jesus was a real person, you silly. We only question his mother's stories covering her affairs prior to pregnancy.

The virgin birth refers to the birth of Mary, not Jebus.

Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

He had a 1/8 one of these.

I had hair like that