What would jesus ride?

so Jesus championed the poor and underclasses, he railed against the bankers and unfair economic system and hypocritical religious establishment,

Wouldn't be driving a prius nor shopping in waitrose.

What would she ride?

Daddys BMW X5.

Flying carpet.

Seriously, when i considered asking a christian that question I wondered what their view is on environmental issues and whether they felt any obligation to look after the environment. judging by their choice of big cars that seemed a low priority

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9jp7xgarT0

A wave of mass delusion

The cars in the churchyard are shiny and German
Completely at odds with the theme of the sermon
And all through communion I stare at the people
Squeezing themselves through the eye of the needle

^^Thanks BQ greart song

He obviously rides a ti bike. It feels just like heaven.

Fundies I knew in the States didn't care about the environment at all as they 'knew' they were leaving come the rapture and it was just us heathens getting left behind...

They drove Hummers, Excursions, Avalanches and Suburbans.

Last time I heard Jesus is everywhere. He doesn't need to ride. Fact.

Brakeless freewheel

Jesus is his brake.

vishnu on a vespa?

Jesus gets pissed up on Lambrini and rides around Holloway in the nude on this:

Surely he'd ride a cross bike?

I'm sure it would bring the bad memories.

A bit flash for a carpenter.^^

I've got him on an early nineties mountain bike, steel frame and rack welded where the braze on snapped, mis-matched hubs, rims and tyres, saddle re-covered badly.
Chainset in surprisingly good nick though. Dusty, with no decals. Canti brakes, obv.

He comes across as the kind of guy who would ride a recumbent...

FFS, how is 'Jesus' supposed to ride a bike if he's not real?

Surely he'd ride a cross bike?

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FFS, how is 'Jesus' supposed to ride a bike if he's not real?

History GCSE fail.

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I was just agreeing with him. No need to crucify me.

History GCSE fail.

I really hope they don't teach that shite in History classes.