Did your bike get stolen last night? (found charge mixer)

YouTube - Swans Raping a Slave

Hipster.

Haha this was exactly what I was going to post when I saw the pic!

Im talking about the Brighton Hardcore Band.

..yeh, and everyone else was talking about the actual band on her t-shirt. True story: I literally started a shoegaze/electronica band called 'Dead Swan' (because of bird flu, it was all the rage in those days) way before this shitty metalcore-kiddy whatever band even started (I have never listened to them btw, just judging them on the basis of their fan base). All our music got lost when my friend's laptop broke. :(

I went to school with him, bottom right.

he looks like a nonce

With all the debate that's gone on here it would crack me up if it wasn't even nicked...

just some misguided soul that bought a fixie back in the long off days of 2009 when they were oh so cool and hasn't rode it since he fell off like a tool in front of a androgynous but strangely attractive girl wearing thick rimmed spectacles and tore a hole in his favourite leggings... and in a pique of slight impoverished rage when he was struggling for beer money he thought 'fuck it, I'm getting rid of that useless cunt of a bike that I bought because I thought I'd be like that guy in Quicksilver but just embarrassed me and now gears are back in fashion...'

I guess we'll never know.

lovely but unlikely, the charge mixer is an excellent bike, shimano alfine hub and disc brakes on 700c wheels. I bet nikola likes the bike herself and s going to keep it. thiefin dog.

Why not contact the task force, explain that "a friend" has done what you did and ask them what the best course is?

good spot of advice

A very calm face, but below the frame i bet you are peddling like mad nikola.

oooof!

In the interests of objectivity and presenting un-biased views, can we please have some opinions from middle-class White people on this?

Yes, fucking capital W.

lovely but unlikely, the charge mixer is an excellent bike, shimano alfine hub and disc brakes on 700c wheels. I bet nikola likes the bike herself and s going to keep it. thiefin dog.

Is this an attempt at humour?

In the interests of objectivity and presenting un-biased views, can we please have some opinions from middle-class White people on this?

Well if you're asking...

I think the chances of finding the owner are slim at best, and she should stroll on down to the local police station at her earliest convenience.

Whether people like or not, the Police are the people tasked with sorting out crimes, obviously including bike theft, so should be the first port of call.

Verdict, She's a crime fighting vigilante without a cape, and her special power is the power of Purchase. Was there an exchange of a receipt when buying it off the traveller?

Do people still listen to Swans? Blimey, that takes me back to my youth.

Yes we do :) they have a new album and are still good live.

What ever happened toShowaddywaddy ?

In the interests of objectivity and presenting un-biased views, can we please have some opinions from middle-class White people on this?

How about the opinion of some low-down pikies if we are to gain a wider perspective of various social demographics and their points of view?

I do not care for the opinions low-down pikies.

Sorry, typo... What I meant to say was that I deeply value the opinions of low-down pikies.

I deeply despise the opinions of low-down under, erm, hm, oh, I don't know, avocados, or something.

I'd normally volunteer to interview a "Pikie" in it's natural environment, but , being of a generally sunny disposition, feel I may
a) fall victim to a "pikie-esque" flim-flam scam
b) receive a terrible belting
c) all of the above

Thanks for the cash

Thanks for the hilarious alias.

real contribution to the forum there

can i help you?

Show me the bolt-cutters please

we have three in shop

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Should of bought the bike with fake monies....

If the muppet owner had spent £60 on a good lock in the first place this thread and all it's humour and irony would not exist, god bless naive ex plug owner.

Have you searched this forum for a thread titled 'will pay £60 for someone elses heinsight powers' as plwnty of people in this thread seem to posses them.

Should of bought the bike with fake monies....

If the muppet owner had spent £60 on a good lock in the first place this thread and all it's humour and irony would not exist, god bless naive ex plug owner.

Have you searched this forum for a thread titled 'will pay £60 for someone elses heinsight powers' as plwnty of people in this thread seem to posses them.

Where is Platini when you need him?

Has this been resolved yet?