Proper leather shoes

They look like a botched circumcision

Looks like a prop in the Human Centipede.

You have to be some sort of Gene Hunt to where them

^duck boots

lol

^duck boots

lol

Ream!

You'd have been better off protecting them with ronseal.

size?

Don't think they sell them in there.

size?

uk8.5, pretty true to size, i'm a uk8 in wolverine boots and church's

Shit damn. Cordovan Tricker's.

bigger

bigger

47 pages in and your first decent pair of shoes

When will yours be I wonder?

Sick burn...

I'm beyond these kind of threads

Naturally. It's good of you to moderate though.

Thanks.

No worries, I'm back off to the 'Celebrity Rumours' thread

what opinions and preferences if any do y'all have on lacing up of formal leather shoes? it perturbs me when i see them laced as the trickers above

NEVER cross the laces. ALWAYS parallel.

You what?

what opinions and preferences if any do y'all have on lacing up of formal leather shoes? it perturbs me when i see them laced as the trickers above

Me too, need to be laddered

You what?

shakes head

Never criss-cross the laces.

i keep meaning to in addition try uncrossed on the underside for an even cleaner ladder.

NEVER cross the laces. ALWAYS parallel.