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"Never, never, ever, bloody anything, ever"

Ade Edmondson

Rick Mayall actually.
But kudos for the Mr Jolly ref.

Never Eat Shredded Wheat

You can always trust a man who tucks his tie into his underpants.

Never trust a man with a double barreled name.

Despite pervading impressions at the time, you really can have too many sprouts.

Eat lots of food because making poo feels good

Don't steal from your mothers purse. She still owes me money.

Don't be shit at life, you fucking slag cunt

Always ask yourself... what would edscoble do?

I always race a cold engine - they are usually sluggish and I'm in with a chance of winning.

PhD of Women Tells Groundbreaking, Never-Before-Known Facts About Women - CollegeHumor video
I have learned so much from this guy

i have a friend who talks like that.
he has a phd, in astrophysics or something, but when he speaks, he sounds like he knows as much as that man.
its hilarious watching him give serious speeches.

Aaah, BSc ETc. The badge of "how?".

Numberrrrrrr 8 is not true.

I contend that if he hasnt seen the underwear and bras then he can not know if they exist on the person of a particular woman.

Bras are underwear

Naah. Any mature man can master the perception of gravitational effect.

Unless they are outerwear

If any man gets to 20 and can't differentiate between supported and unsupported norkish assetry, then he needs to have a long hard think about issues of judgment.

I was talking about the cunt in the video. If you think he knows anything about tits maybe you need a long hard think.

Broadband shit - I have no idea what goes on in these vids.