Your bike's gender

My Simoncini commuter is a bloke because it is sturdy, reliable and is easy to neglect - like me :)
My Koga is definitely a female as it is very quick, a bit erratic, requires a lot of maintaining and crashes a lot :)

i call mine 'dave'. it was my mother's name.

29er - Female - It's a Haro Mary, that was kind of a no-brainer.
Beach Cruiser - Female - It's got a gorgeous curvy frame and a huge rack, also a no-brainer.

Yo girl has big arse.

In the poetic words of David St. Hubbins:

"The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin"

Track-Female/"Silk"
Road-Female/"Red"
MTB-Male/"That fucking hideous lump of shit! Why the fuck cant i get the brake rotors to run true????!?! arghhhhh"

My bike is called Dave, and he's a tough old boy from Rotherham, like the Chuckle brothers.

I don't like the sound of your brunch...

can a bike be a tranny?

Name of my bike? It's all moot to me.

32 posts before Captain Sensible and his dour band turned up. A RECORD!

can a bike be a tranny?

Brandy? The one with the killer legs?

I've yet to find out, but good to know, thanks.

To be honest, it doesn't matter either way when you turn the lights off.

amen to that

Yeah, keeping one's eyes shut and all that.

Fausto Coppi Racer - named 'old faithful' by the wife - never let me down
Dutch Bike - Betty - yet again named by the wife (though has a nice ring to it)
New Whyte Cambridge commuter - not named as such - just a lot of how fecking much!!!? - yet again via the wife.....

luckily these seem to be the only things the wife names...well apart from naming me in various forms ..dumbass seems to be favourite this week :)

has betty got a good bell?

has betty got a good bell?

lol yep - fecking huge bell and quite funny 'dinging' it to annoy the missus as it's loud as feck

You'll want to get a dinging bell looked at, doesn't sound healthy.

my names brian and so is my bike

My bike doesn't have a name or a gender, suggestions?

Gatti's bike?
Neuter.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/2279/

i was hoping for something more along the lines of Bob or Wendy

Wendy? WENDY?