Royalty

i'm bored. her indoors is out.
football was rubbish.
that's my excuse.

i happen to share my birthday with teh Queen, but anyway, im all caked up but not drunk

happy birthday dylan. hope that the cake hasn't affected your shatner's bassoon.

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Area within your brain that defines time perception.**** Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake';**** a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.
by Valetudo Mar 24, 2004 share this

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a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety
that was like undulating my shatners bassoon
by clive May 12, 2003 share this

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The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,

Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.

can u be more random ?

to be fair though, that pretty funny and quite relevant, in a way :)

Are you drunk?

Indeed

The House of Lords used to be a hereditary base for the power of a very small minority. That was clearly wrong. It gradually transformed into an appointed chamber. This is also wrong but curiously less wrong. Now, all parties agree that it ought to be a democratically elected chamber and, within a few years it will be. This is progress and good. Why shouldn't the Head of State also be elected? If the Queen or her son think that they are good enough to do the job, stand for election and let's see who wins.

We've tried it in Poland (first in Europe constitutional monarchy with an elected king). It was kinda OK for over a hundred years and then the nobles started to elect some flashy gits from abroad. I don't need to mention that there was a conflict of interests - especially when members of the parliament could use liberum veto.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sejm_of_the_Republic_of_Poland#Sejm_of_the_Kingdom_of_Poland_and_the_Polish-Lithuanian_Commonwealth

She has no real power though, and surely (offthetopofmyheadandinnowayactuallycalculated) the monarchy brings in more tourism ££s than they cost us through the civil list?

Think how much more money we'd make if they vacated the palaces and we opened them up to tourists and then didn't have to pay the civil list, just upkeep.

i think they should fuck off.

i think you should fuck off.

Wanna fight, fight me!

Can we have your picture on the money?

i think you should fuck off.

i think you should go suck your mother and fuck yourself while doing it.

thing is i don't cost the taxpayer anything.
i dont own shit loads of land, art or stately homes paid for by the british public.
i think the royal family should be slimmed down so that the civil list only pays for the main members not the extended family. all castles/houses to be handed over to the national trust/english heritage except for 1 'family' home. the extended family can pay their own way.

or sell them to the usa or australia.

the french had the right idea.

thing is i don't cost the taxpayer anything.

Bollocks, everytime there is a peaceful protest you photographers turn up and start a fucking riot.

I believe that you are the kingpin.

those aren't photographers those are pricks with dslr's

The Royal Family costs each taxpayer less than a pound a year, I've got more important shit to get worked up about.

I half watched the changing of the guard the other day.....There was fukin hundreds of
tourists,and while they were'nt spending much at that moment.i suppose they must be
forking out plenty elsewhere as its not cheap is it ?.........

The Royal Family costs each taxpayer less than a pound a year, I've got more important shit to get worked up about.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Oh for fuck's sake.

These burgers won't flip themselves...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/royal-family-costs-each-taxpayer-69p-a-year-1723735.html

I half watched the changing of the guard the other day.....There was fukin hundreds of
tourists,and while they were'nt spending much at that moment.i suppose they must be
forking out plenty elsewhere as its not cheap is it ?.........

'Fuk' (sic) off.

Royal Family do not need any tax payer input. Their business gain massively from the fact that they are owned by embers of the Royal family.

The fact that outliers get money is a fucking joke.

I half watched the changing of the guard the other day.....There was fukin hundreds of
tourists,and while they were'nt spending much at that moment.i suppose they must be
forking out plenty elsewhere as its not cheap is it ?.........

What isn't?

Royal Family do not need any tax payer input. Their business gain massively from the fact that they are owned by embers of the Royal family.

I would pay to see the 'embers' of the royal family

the changing of the guard is a history show for the tourists. you don't need an overprivileged greco-german inbred sour faced doris in residence for this to happen.

Bollocks, everytime there is a peaceful protest you photographers turn up and start a fucking riot.

I believe that you are the kingpin.

Queen pin. Mrs Myth.