Royalty

I find it hard to believe MarkyBoy is dating anyone under 60 too. Not since he cut his hair.

For there to be a wrong, there has to be a right. So, which is right, Capitalism or Communism? Which driver is bad, Hamilton or Schumacher? Which driver is best, Kimi or Vettel?

Its all subjective, therefore there cannot be a simple right or wrong. Stubborn, yes, I certainly can be. But wrong, not on this, nor in F1. Its subjective, so its impossible to say one is wrong.

Stubborn AND wrong AND humourless...

I find it hard to believe MarkyBoy is dating anyone under 60 too. Not since he cut his hair.

The conditioner alone was costing me a fortune

I saw Prince Harry struggling with a big mac in charing cross last night

Shit, I am actually a fan of Elizabeth II, but sadly not the one that Ashe likes.

This thread has gone back to being civil, .....just as it was originally. The same disagreements are there, but its much better now.

Didn't last. Downhill again it goes.

Civil disobedience.

Call in the army.

No need for the army. I'll deal with this.

This thread is a royal pain in the arse.

Just saw the boats for tomorrows pageant. Lots of old middle-class twits pissing about in little dingys. Flags everywhere.

Chavs have England flags on their cars, nobs have Union Jacks on their little dingys. Same shit.

I like the Queen because the Queen smokes green.

This thread is a royal pain in the arse.

So it means that it hurts so well?

Someone has put bunting around the bottom of the tower block I live in.

Bunting.

On a tower block.

bunts

Maybe they're going to use it as kindling for a potential insurance claim.

Television?

Only if it rains.

I've just been presented with four A4 pages of parking instructions, street closure details, rules, schedule, competition listings, stalls info, tidying up procedure etc. for our Jubilee street party on Monday - four pages!

I've also been entered in to the cake competition - hang on!!??

My mother and I will probably just sit on our doorstep getting slowly merry.

You aren't a cake.

^ Shocked you didn't say the obvious.

You feeling alright?

You could 'buy' one of the bridges for a £250k donation to Lord Salisbury in aid of a queen's charity, logo it and then sell tickets. The charity I work for was approached and we declined as the organisation was shambolic.

I still don't understand what people are celebrating. Maybe I'm just being thick, but if that were the case, I'd probably be in a tent on the Embankment right now.

^ Shocked you didn't say the obvious.

You feeling alright?

?

I've also been entered in to the cake competition - hang on!!??

You aren't a cake.

^ Shocked you didn't say the obvious.
You feeling alright?

?
Oh you know, something more B&D, such as:
"And there I was thinking you were more of a tart."

I'm tired.