Royalty

No he's definitely not.
It's the Duck of Edinburgh who's at the center of all that, along with someone who owns Westminster.

cheers for clearing that up. I knew it was one of the fuckers, I just got the wrong one

Gaggy, can you tell me what is the benefit of having the Monarchy system without mentioning the tourism trade? (whom can still exist if the monarchy went extinct).

She's the lady from a fiver. I don't want notes with Cameron.

This Royal fuck fest is starting to get on my nerves.

Flight booked, I'm off on Friday. See you all on Wednesday >>>>>>>>>>

I have already escaped. Back in two weeks.

The joys of business travel. Miss all the nonsense and get to work a couple of extra days. Sadly miss the Tour of Wessex though.

I myself am looking forward to a nice long weekend of parties and bbqs. I may even head into town depending on if I can be bothered or not

I'll just leave this here http://t.co/LlYqFSgB

I'm waiting for those responsible for the wildest accusations here to meet with a surprise, grisly ending.

I might head into town, make my way to a bridge and urinate on the royal barge as it passes beneath.

Alternatively, just head to the boat shed in Chiswick and burn the fucker to the ground tonight.

damien hirst could cover the queens skull with diamonds for the jubilee

I might head into town, make my way to a bridge and urinate on the royal barge as it passes beneath.

Is it her golden anniversary?

It will be.

I might head into town, make my way to a bridge and urinate on the royal barge as it passes beneath.

As I understand it, the majority of the bridges over the river are restricted to ticket holders only.

One assumes you are in with the royals.

I've got a ticket, I'm in with the poncy art lot though. I'll do my best to wee on the Queen's head but I don't think my aim will be as good...I'll probably only succeed in getting my shoes wet.

I've got a ticket, I'll probably only succeed in getting my shoes wet.

B&D is meant to be pissing off the bridge, not on it

How are the bridges ticket only?

How are the bridges ticket only?

Royal decree. We pay for them. She owns them. What she says goes. After all, we live in a democratic meritocracy with equal opportunities for all.

This Royal fuck fest is starting to get on my nerves.

I didn't see that in the tv listings

As I understand it, the majority of the bridges over the river are restricted to ticket holders only.

One assumes you are in with the royals.

I imagine there will still be some people trying to drive around London that weekend. Should be a laugh

greenwich foot tunnel and the woolwich ferry the only ways across the river

the way it should be really

No doubt Trenton, Otis and Harvey will be swimming across while their mummies and daddies are hob-nobbing at the palace. In a protest for being so damned privileged. It's just not fair

Last night the pigs were making cyclists get off their bikes the whole bottom stretch of The Mall. Yet it was being used as a car park, so cars were clearly allowed to drive. Was it for my own safety? If so, I would like to reserve the right of what is safe for me and what isn't. I can feel my anger bubbling by the day now

As ridiculous as closing bridges is, to be fair, it's not all, and there are routes through for traffic:

Royal decree. We pay for them. She owns them. What she says goes. After all, we live in a democratic meritocracy with equal opportunities for all.

I guess we have to pay for her new boat somehow. Fucking outrageous though.