Royalty

Surely it's more than £500m in property alone?

Forbes 2011 study on the Queen's wealth puts her property at ~£150m

She always makes the Sunday Times Rich List, but in comparison to the filthy-rich (investors, capitalists generally), she's reasonably poor. Plenty in property, jewellery (much considered priceless) and art which is again hard to estimate. That Leonardo da Vinci exhibition showing at her gallery now is from her own collection, so it's impossible to pin-down an accurate figure of her worth.

Where on earth did they get £17 trillion from!...?

http://www.whoownstheworld.com/about-the-book/largest-landowner/

^^^The Crown Estate's portfolio is worth over £7bn.

That's more like it. As the near godlike head of the C of E surely she technically owns a heck of a lot more?

She owns the souls of every pensioner.

... not to mention the land appropriated from their subjects by her ancestors (which she and their aristocracy inherited) in the enclosures acts just a couple of hundred years ago ...

She owns the souls of most pensioners.

Rep! except only almost every pensioner

buckingham palace alone is worth a couple of hundred million
add to that her vast art collection all the gems she has stolen from the 3rd world during her families reign
all the nice furniture
cars
other houses
land
not 17tn 17bn possibly but that seems abit high
her clothes
hats
corgi's
and all the jewish gold her and her nazi chums stole during the 2nd WW that she has stashed somewhere
more houses

Not to mention her investments, which you didn't. Her portfolio will be well managed by Coutts and others, but not public knowledge. It'll be canny.

and more houses don't forget the more houses

for my next job i might try and infiltrate coutts
and become a whistle blower

And let not forget all the things that we don't know.

And all the things we forgot.

She owns the souls of every pensioner.

That's not true, many of them drink tea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw

I'll post this again. Try watching it, amusingly shows how much we "pay" for the total
Family.

Lords of all they behold...

^Someone is missing from this picture...

Hitler?

Jesus?

Trollface?

a mass murdered to finish the job cromwell started

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/4317209/Value-of-land-owned-by-Queen-and-Prince-Charles-rises-10-per-cent.html

"Smiths Gore also manages the Queen's 46,000 acre Duchy of Lancaster estate which is worth around £400 million."

There's 400 mil right there.

"The value of the Prince of Wales's Duchy of Cornwall estate, which stretches over 135,000 acres across 23 counties mainly in the south-west of England, was last year estimated at £647 million."

but

"The Queen, who also has a private personal fortune much of which is thought to be tied up in the Stock Market, is entitled only to the estate's revenue not its capital."

plus the houses

"Last year the Prince of Wales drew a £16 million income from the Duchy of Cornwall to support his lifestyle, his work, the Duchess of Cornwall, and Prince William and Prince Harry."

What about me.. it isn't fair... la la laaa

^^^The Crown Estate's portfolio is worth over £7bn.

Crikey, and you get one at The London Graphics Centre for like £15! Let's hope the work inside does it justice!