Royalty

Got stopped by a royal* motorcade today.
Saw the queen*.
Swore at the bitch.

(No capitals because the cunts don't deserve them)

^^ Credit where it's due, the weather has been a lot better recently.

Got stopped by a royal* motorcade today.
Saw the queen*.
Swore at the bitch.

(No capitals because the cunts don't deserve them)

pictures o.i.d. happen

Which one is Object?

The clever looking one

As my old stepdad (republican) always says, why even waste your breath talking of these fools?

Ha!

Always said
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paradox thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw

Queeny has been throwing a few garden bashes this week for the likes of Clive and his ilk. This combined with preparations for her upcoming celebrations means The Mall around the Palace is now a no-go area for cyclists. There is a militant group of enforcers ensuring cyclists dismount and if you chose to ignore them, as I obviously did yesterday, you will be chased and eventually flagged down by the Old Bill. If you think you can get away with cycling on the pavement then you are also mistaken. It's almost as though cyclists and pedestrians cannot navigate shared space together.

But to top it all off. Every few minutes a motor cavalcade of about 10 police bikes and a Range Rover with one toffee nosed, in-bred, fuckwit dignitary tries to force it's way through all these morons and life endangering cyclists, past St James Palace and up St James Street. Bearing in mind that the traffic in the area is proper horrorshow due to the road closures. These fuckers are causing so much mayhem. I have one or two words for you. Get the fuck out and walk. You are not going anywhere, it is easier to shoot you now you have drawn all this attention to yourself and are stuck in traffic for 10 mins. No one knows who you are. Stick a baseball cap on and a pair of trainers and get the fuck on with it.

If this is a sign of things to come for the Olympics then God help us. And no. I won't move or give way. This is my City. Where I was born, work, live and breathe. London belongs to me So FUCK YOU!

Rant over :)

Rant over....

the traffic in the area is proper horrorshow due to the road closures. These fuckers are causing so much mayhem. I have one or two words for you. Get the fuck out and walk.
If this is a sign of things to come for the Olympics then God help us.

This is all true. I'm wondering when I'll be forced to hand in my notice due to being unable to travel with the equipment required for work.

the queen tried to claim benefits for heating her house ( yup Buck Pal. ) and she only has 250mn in her bank account, if she can't afford to heat it, fucking downsize to a small semi / bungalow you stupid woman
there is a full story in the " In The News Thread "

fucking bitch

The Royal Household also complained that the £15m government grant to maintain the Queen's palaces was** inadequate**.

Royal aides were told that the £60m worth of energy-saving grants were aimed at families on low incomes and if the money was given to Buckingham Palace instead of housing associations or hospitals it could lead to "adverse publicity" for the Queen and the Government.

Taxpayers already contribute £38m to pay for the Royal Family.

Disgusting

She should get out there and earn some money like the rest of us have to.

Do the Royal Family get Child Support?

all those little greeks, germans and russians running around claiming our benefits

Come to think of it, Prince Phillip is directly responsible for the "Euro zone crisis". Not to mention the deaths of Mohammed Ali and Diana Dors.

Arise, Sirs mikec, dicki and RPM. Your country is proud, and grateful.

I'm a proud supporter of regicide, unless of course there is the offer of an MBE/OBE or knighthood.

Kill a corgi and you can be a Dame.

I'm a proud supporter of the genocide of the proud supporters of the monarchy.

So basically you're saying you're French?

So basically you're saying you're French?

I have French blood, yes. Is it that obvious? Yes? #moue #shrug

Where on earth did they get £17 trillion from!? At best, it's ~£500m, which is still a lot but hardly the same.

Surely it's more than £500m in property alone?