Royalty

still not confirmed yet though

Has Theresa May botched this too?

To be fair the palace wouldn't say anything until 8am anyway
27 mins and counting...

well that was an anti climax.

No extra bank holiday?

Boo.

Could be the younger one, you know, Hewitt's son, marrying that Canadian actress, the one from Suits.

She's hot.

And apparently not Canadian

But her father was a lighting engineer on Married with Children, which is possibly the best US sitcom ever.

She also held case 24 for four episodes of the US Deal or No Deal.

Don't think we get a Bank Hol for Phil - we need it to be Brenda or one of the direct-in-lines. Possibly also Graham Norton. Here's hoping for a cold winter.

Didn't get one for the Queen Mother nor for Andrew and Frgie's wedding. We certainly had one for Charles' first wedding but not his second. Nothing for Diana dying.

There will be traffic chaos for the funeral. Probably do it at a weekend as well.

Let's hope it's one of the 'big ones' and we get a holiday. I could do with another day off or two

Due to the uncertainty over brexit,
the Queen is about to announce she,
and her entourage are 'going home',
back to Germany.

Do we get a day off for an abdication?

And Greece.

Perhaps they are getting divorced.

Probably not,
I wasn't around in the '30s.

Expect Charles to want to give us at least one day off, though, for his 'big day'.

The meeting yesterday was to tell senior staff that Phil won't be doing public engagement from this autumn.

Most disappointing news the week.

Nothing wrong with a hot summer. Might as well get it done and over with.

Via Denmark?

I was hoping that David Icke was finally going to be proven right.

Well that was a bit of a damp squib

Oops. The Sun got everyone's hopes up.

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/the-sun-mistakenly-publishes-report-of-prince-philips-death-ahead-of-emergency-palace-announcement/

Graham Norton

RIP sweet prins

Doesn't everyone spend their days off abdicating? It'll make you blind, you know.