Royalty

But it does mean that the Royal family have since George III probably provided net gain to the taxpayer (or, to the treasury at least,) tourism be damned?

They just figured out that it was easier to hand over responsibility for national security etc to someone else, along with some of the national assets.

If you ignore the lack of inheritance tax, corporation tax, or any other taxes that non-lizards pay.

given my anti royal stance even i'll admit she'll earn her money next year, if as the PM wants, she'll host the donald after he dropped the hint that his old mum loved the queen and he would love to meet her too

in doing this they hope to cut nigel farage out of any role he might invent for himself as go between, especially after the donald said yesterday he would like to have farage as the uk ambassador in america ! yoinks

maybe, while the donald is here, he could suggest replacements for the queen

Or grab her by the front bottom infront of the worlds media.... would be worth my part of the £369m which I believe is £6

Is she gon ded?

Huh?

Source?

She sick. Is she gon die?

Presumably. At some point.

a) well, duh
b) lizards doh

Trudat

they're in sandrigham shedding their skin and preparing the new hosts.

Prince Charles is the ultimate lizard and it is always sad when he says something that really upsets the alt right fascists, as one is then bound to agree with him on the basis that my enemy's enemy is my friend and I have to conced that my distaste for royalty and monarchy, great as it is, pales into insignificance when compared to my feelings for fascists by whatever name they choose to cloak themselves.

It must be a febrile time if Prince Charles is a voice of reason.

The royalty/fascist Venn diagram has a significant degree of overlap.

is she gonna die from this " cold "
why do all the papers have it in quotes
has she not eaten enough sacrificial baby hearts this year

Top news story is that a 90 year old woman doesn't make it to church on Christmas Day because of a cold. Don't the media have any news to tell us.

Unless they are warming us up for a succession crisis, perhaps they should allow the old biddy some privacy and save us from the fawning nonsense that is royal reporting.

I didn't get to church either. Suffering a bad dose of atheism...

Who's dead?

Phil the Greek.

Does this mean we can cancel the election?

He can definitely cancel his bus pass.

One less black cab on the streets of London.