Royalty

if we get the odd day off from them popping their clogs or getting crowned

Don't happen all that often as today testifies.

Didnt we get a free bet at Ladbrokes when the gin/horse-racing granny died?

We loved the old gel (guel?). Now let this be a lesson to you to mourn the old cunt's, sorry, I mean Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother's passing, and have a little fucking flutter on some poor animal not long for this world, whilst her 'orrible daughter drinks gin and laughs at the Greeks.

This question could probably do with a bit of forum input:

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/16/interbreeding-royal-families-europe-genetic

whilst her 'orrible daughter drinks gin and laughs at the Greek

What's Prince Phillip done this time?

What hasn't he done?

Won an election?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/animals-do-not-have-rights-says-princess-michael-a6674141.html

i could be wrong, but as far as i know, these feckless mouthbreathers dont pay tax either...

Smithers! Fetch me my rifle, post haste!

Soooo, a bishop has just been convicted on sex abuse charges. He escaped these charges for years due to intervention by a cast of Establishment notables, including MPs and 'a member of the royal family'.

We don't know this royal's name, but we do know that Prince Charles was his good buddy and gave the guy a cottage after he'd previously been cautioned.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/oct/07/bishop-peter-ball-escaped-charges-mps-royal-family-intervened-court

but I was always told the Royal Family had no power these days...

So more talk of an abuse ring essentially given a royal charter.

Jimmy Saville's crazy talk of paedophilia networks filled with the most important and respected people in the country is becoming less crazy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34442292

&

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33785352

..?

paedophilia networks filled with the most important and respected people in the country

Seems Old Dolphin Square has had a fair bit to do with it.

Also a lot of interesting faces have lived/live there.

Interesting articles I though.

the fucking elizabeth line

outraged of london

it's just what the old girl would have wanted #RIPLizzy #AllTheBest

http://40.media.tumblr.com/6ad2c22350064a3c1ea6a8b255b6aaa5/tumblr_n31vsdOTF81s8su8go1_1280.jpg

donald trump has crossed the line

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/12174179/Donald-Trump-claims-he-could-have-slept-with-Prinicess-Diana.html

how very dare he

Mr Trump replied: “I think I could have.”

Judging by Prince Harry's intellectual prowess I wouldn't rule it out.

the fucking elizabeth line

Already boycott the Victoria and the Jubilee, not to mention Queensway, King's Cross and Regent's Park. Fucking difficult for a republican to get around this town.

How much of the "Victoria" stuffed was so named during her reign and how much posthumous?

It seems a bit crass doing it while Betty is still alive.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/12175111/David-Cameron-and-Boris-Johnson-set-aside-their-EU-differences-to-clean-for-the-Queen.html

then wipe your arse, for the ruling class.

I'm of the opinion that if the country requires cleaning then it requires cleaners.

People that employed, on contracts and paid the living wage. Not serfs.

The monarchy can go and get a dog up them.