Any one on two wheels is a friend

^ Load of bollocks BTW...

That's a good idea.

(except for three weeks per year when it's open season on noddys)

It's not an idea. It's a statement. That's how it now is.

If anyone pounces on a newbie without fair cause, then someone can report it and I ban swiftly and without stopping to hear the pleas for mercy.

That's not to say that no newbie can ever be called out on, it's to say that for the vast majority of newbie baiting that has existed, that just won't now be tolerated. But when we do have the case of, say, a dumb bike thief trying to sell something or an obvious troll... then fair game, go for it.

The line will be, what the forum reasonably thinks is OK. Which will mostly be me listening to BDW on that, or the consensus of people who aren't inclined to report stuff.

thought this would be more appropriate for you Jo, what with the walking and all that…

It's not an idea. It's a statement. That's how it now is.

Can this be communicated outside of this thread, somehow, so that the people who have added this to their DJ / Lynx ignore-roll can be apprised?

If anyone pounces on a newbie without fair cause, then someone can report it and I ban swiftly and without stopping to hear the pleas for mercy.

You can start by getting CB and Brave out the fucking nursery grooming the poor blighters.

^^where's Jesus Fucking Christ when you need him? Lord, can you hear me - a forumenger is travelling via shanks' pony and needs a lift - do you copy?

Can this be communicated outside of this thread, somehow, so that the people who have added this to their DJ / Lynx ignore-roll can be apprised?

I was hoping that those involved wouldn't read it and I could just ban them.

ha!

It's fine to bully Joe, though, yeah?

(Don't look in the hipster thread, Joe).

You can start by getting CB and Brave out the fucking nursery grooming the poor blighters.

+1, although I'd be inclined to go straight to the police with that...

It's fine to bully Joe, though, yeah?

(Don't look in the hipster thread, Joe).

Fucker*...

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You can start by getting CB and Brave out the fucking nursery grooming the poor blighters.

I'm only there to make sure CB doesn't overstep the mark..

And as far as I can see CB is always, always very nice and welcoming to all newbies

The line will be, what the forum reasonably thinks is OK. Which will mostly be me listening to BDW on that, or the consensus of people who aren't inclined to report stuff.

I'm only there to make sure CB doesn't leave a mark..

Catholic preist in the making!

Rumbled

So the porn thread will now be full of readers wives?

Awesome progress.

No, you could point them in the direction of the correct thread without calling them a cuntingmotherfuckingmuptard.

Easy isn't it.

ha! I finally get it! DJ sees himself as some sort of forum security gurad, keeping people in line. This place would fall apart without him (in his own mind). Maybe we should make him a mod?

You can start by getting CB and Brave out the fucking nursery grooming the poor blighters.

+1, although I'd be inclined to go straight to the police with that...

I'm only there to make sure CB doesn't overstep the mark..

And as far as I can see CB is always, always very nice and welcoming to all newbies

Oi!

Bastards!

Someone has to offer them a warm welcoming. You guys wont, i will. (and sometimes Brave;-) )

If they arrive and theres no one there, what the hell is the point?

Hi, im new... This place is quiet... Maybe i can post something dumb like "1" next time.

And theres no point involving the cops, what are they going to do with a bunch of newbies?! Feed em to you lot more like it!

Hi 5 CB

^ Definitely no0b groomers... The pair of them...

jesus. this is getting worse than 4chan.

/tri-force!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oOHZvAYmxk

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