Flounce-wasted already

Water! Yes.

Just got home, frankly pissed.

Anyhoo, water, yes, good point.

i rode nearly 100 miles to bath the day after the guinness ride having consumed about 8 or 9 pints of the good stuff...

make sure you drink plenty of water and have a good breakfast with nice steaming cup of htfu, and you will be fine.

Just home too. Who the hell is cliff? A lot of peters this eve, but no cliff.

logging on this late was really expecting to witness a lot of bedwetting. but it's not that bad.

lot's of talk of 10mm and cliff. that is all matterless.

be ready for the ride tomorrow. be ready to leave the ritzy at 11. have a bike to ride and a smile. leave the excuses for those in your wake.

will be a good one. that is a promise.

Can't be bothered to keep my contempt closeted anymore I'll be in brighton, I'll get my chips at bankers and my ice cream from hove gardens.

I recommend everyone going else where.

Alarm went off at 04:15, left the house at 05:00. Now leaning against the car outside Hammersmith Apollo.

Where in the name of all that is holy can I get a coffee?

Anyway, if I don't sink into a zombie like trance when I get home I shall join you.

Mmmm McDonald's coffee, I'm loving it, allegedly

Also, I forgot to ask: Anyone heading to Brixton from anywhere near Paddington and want to roll down together?

Would love to Andy. See you at Paddington or you roll a bit North and we have nice breakfast in Kentish Town? Sent you my phone.

Can Simeon pm me their mobile number, will meet you all at Ditchling!

Still drunk. Going back to bed.

Would love to Andy. See you at Paddington or you roll a bit North and we have nice breakfast in Kentish Town? Sent you my phone.
Nice one Ludwig, I'm just eating my porridge. Will give you a ring when I'm on the train but aiming to get to Paddington about 10ish. Is that cool?

That sounds good. Gives us time for another coffee in Brixton.

Sorry, I'm out

...of milk! Need to nip over the shops so I can make my porridge

See you pellets at 11am :-)

Still drunk. Going back to bed.

Get up at 10, plenty of time yet.

Sorry, I'm out

...of milk! Need to nip over the shops so I can make my porridge

See you pellets at 11am :-)

tnrc style lolz.

see you turnips in a couple of hours

Stop lurkin wools, get on it!

and you hamsandwich.

and you hamsandwich.

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I'm cooking two pizzas for the ride. I'll have a stone oven on my handlebars... beat that cheesecake!

(note i am actually doing pizzas so holla if you hungry enroute.

Why isn't edscoble on this ride? Does he actually ever ride his bike or just recite larup he's learnt off the cybernet?

wools is in at 5 you fucking blend.

i reckon i could shout that and you'd hear it.

You wooly mammoth

Socks today?

Can someone bring a multi tool with them? Changed pedals and I need to adjust the tension. Went to leg break down a narrow steep footpath near home and almost caught my Jacobs on the bars. I will carry it throughout the ride if you!

Christ I have a fucking hangover. If this started an hour earlier I would have been flouncing big style.

i'm tempted by socks today G. i may stick with short ones though. i'm having a problem coordinating the socks to the top. i've got a similarly patterned jersey but it's too warm for that.
it may be an outrageous choice.

more importantly, is skullz in or out?

Stop lurkin wools, get on it!

Just doing my homework, homeslice. See you bitches at the Ritzy in an hour! x