Monkey Tennis

**Art Beat

**Art Garfunkel is followed through treatment of his rare heart condition at Wakefield General. Expect laughter, tears and contractually oblidged acapallas. Narrated by Ken Dodd.

How I met your mother

A tour of northern sex dungeons.

One Foot in the Rave

An in-depth look at the effects of Ecstacy on Primordial Dwarves, hosted by Wile E Kit from Thundercats.

Stig of the Dump

The chatty Top Gear driver talks us through some of his favourite brown-trouser moments.

Reality show about the first man to reach the North Pole nude.
Stiff competition

A panel of celebrity retards try to tell the time.....................

A crack team from the LFGSS classifeds thread endlessly look for cheap stuff on ebay.

Oh wait.....

Coked up arty types try to look at childrens art work with the lights off.

Hosted by our leader David Claymation

^or Vision On for blind people

19 pages of this shit? wow.

Some gold in there though.

Jim'll Flex It

Radio 1 favourite James "Jimmy" Saville tests the boundaries of what constitutes acceptable behaviour with young studio guests. This week, Jim flexes it with a group of Guides in the green room

Jim'll Sex It

Inappropriate behaviour by the track-suited charity legend.

Jim'll fucks it

pretty self-explanatory ...........

we go behind the scenes in jimmy's dressing room and follow him on his trips to the channel islands for fun and frolicks with some of his younger fans

**Jim'll Bury It

**Starting with his mother (takes him a while, but hey...),
Continuing through allegations of rape and sexual assault
and maybe even some victims, follow Jim as he tries to inter, inhume
cajole and cover up various people and things.

Top of the Pops.

Jim, Gary and Jonathan reminisce about their best lays.

^ ooooh! room silencer that one!

Bad Shergar

Contestants eat rotten horsemeat

Saville no

Well behaved young boys are bought beautiful new suits, said suits and said boys are ruined.

**The Tube

**A more up-to-date take on an older format
but not presented by nonces.

Top of the Pops

Jimmy Savile and Alan Freeman talk about the old days of robbing teenagers of their innocence.

^ #943

Balls.

Saviles' Row

Follow Jimmy Savile as he gets fitted for a bespoke track suit.

**The Only Way Is Wessex
**
Tragic fly-on-the-wall documentary in which Prince Edward and his wife try but fail to find purpose to their existence.